Spike Lee to Direct Movie Musical About Viagra

Variety ^ | November 17, 2020 | Rebecca Rubin

[EdnaMode]

Now they've officially run out of ideas.

[Skywise]

This isn’t the bee?!

[tet68]

Dear Mr. Lee,
Next time please LICK the envelope closed.
Signed the Editors.

[citizen]

Spike’s losing it.
Or...maybe, he’s using it.

[irishjuggler]

A regular “Oklahoma!” or “Singin in the Rain,” eh? Can we have the 1950s back? Pretty please...

[cymbeline]

Spikes recipe for a movie: 1st item: dirt.

[EdnaMode]

Unfortunately it’s not. Wish it was.

[GreenHornet]

Okay everybody, what should the title of the movie be?

[Yo-Yo]

If the runtime of the movie exceeds four hours, call your doctor.

[bleach]

Wonder if it will stiff at the box office.

[NormsRevenge]

I don’t think Mary Poppins remakes are in but since anything goes in Hollyweed these days, I can think of a few songs I could rewrite for them to use. Free.

Like

My pills are alive
with the sound of coochycoochy

and that old reliable

Just a spoonful of sidenifil
helps the medicine go down
the medicine go down
In a most delightful way..

[Yo-Yo]

(Pssst: Your first song is from Sound of Music...)

[Michael.SF.]

The sound track will be great:

Let's Get it on - Al Green

Sixty Minute Man - The Dominoes

Big Balls in Cowtown -- Bob Wills

Big Ten Inch - Bull Moose Jackson

Going Down Slow -- Bobby Blue Bland

[Family Guy]

I can't wait to miss this movie!

What ever happened to uplifting and redeeming movies like It's a Wonderful Life?

[hattend]

What is with the left’s obsession with sex?

[nickcarraway]

How many people were clamoring for this?

[NormsRevenge]

I’m blaming COVID. :-}

[NormsRevenge]

I’m blaming COVID. :-}

[Yo-Yo]

Face it, you're just a Julie Andrews fanboi.

Well, she did do a topless movie.

[shotgun]

Will he title it “A Hard day’s night”?