When Komodo Dragons Attack

The Canberra Times ^ | Michael Turtle

[JohnnyP]

And they swim, too.

[TheDandyMan]

Ironic — a person wishing to see a magnificent animal hunted to extinction because they’re scared, calling other people “snowflakes”.

[Georgia Girl 2]

5.56

[DarthVader]

I know like gators and crocs!

[LibWhacker]

Typical sanctimonious flake. Clue: Not every transplant from the Jurassic is magnificent. Nor are the mosquito, flea and cockroach, all of which ought to be exterminated. Yes, I want to see that, too. But not you snowflakes. You want to see mankind exterminated - Man bad, anything that'll kill man, good... no, magnificent!

And would you please dust off your dictionary and look up 'irony' and not use it again until you grasp the concept?

Thank you so much.

**PLONK**

(I'm aware your buddy, Komodo, isn't actually from the Jurassic... RE-PLONKING)

[American Infidel]

They are pretty nasty aren’t they?

Nasty indeed. If their intended prey are not killed in the initial attack, they eventually succumb to infection brought on by the bacteria and venom in the komodo dragon's saliva as the komodo dragon stalks them. What a horrible way to die.

[daler]

“They are a ferocious carnivore, and one swipe of its giant tail can render an enemy senseless.”

[DarthVader]

Yep and that stuff blows the coronavirus away!

[smvoice]

That there is my nightmare

[TheDandyMan]

Because I don’t want to see a magnificent animal exterminated, I must therefore want mankind to be exterminated instead?

You’re scared of nature. Go hide in a city with all the other snowflakes where you don’t have to see scary wildlife .