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To: ransomnote
Alexa, there’s a floatie . . .
59 posted on
09/21/2019 5:16:36 AM PDT by
LS
("Castles made of sand, fall in the sea . . . eventually" (Hendrix))
To: ransomnote
A great new tool to confound our liberal enemies:
Alexa, fill Biden’s toilet bowl with 1,000,000 gallons of water. Do not stop until you hear this command: klaatu barada nikto.
61 posted on
09/21/2019 5:46:27 AM PDT by
sergeantdave
(Teach a man to fish and he'll steal your gear and sell it)
To: ransomnote
If the toilet were really smart it would be studying up on nuclear physics instead of listening to pee and poop.
62 posted on
09/21/2019 6:04:24 AM PDT by
I want the USA back
(The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. Orwell.)
To: ransomnote
Now, that’s a great spy job for Big Brother.
Alexa to man on toilet, “Bob, I’m adding Metamucil to your shopping order.”
65 posted on
09/21/2019 6:17:21 AM PDT by
bgill
To: ransomnote
Wont be doing that in my house.
71 posted on
09/21/2019 7:37:52 AM PDT by
Nuc 1.1
(Nuc 1 Liberals aren't Patriots. Remember 1789!)
To: ransomnote
“Alexa, call the Fuehrer and tell him a new U-Boot has joined the fleet.”
72 posted on
09/21/2019 10:22:17 AM PDT by
pierrem15
("Massacrez-les, car le seigneur connait les siens")
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