Posted on 09/20/2019 8:29:33 PM PDT by ransomnote
A great new tool to confound our liberal enemies:
Alexa, fill Biden’s toilet bowl with 1,000,000 gallons of water. Do not stop until you hear this command: klaatu barada nikto.
If the toilet were really smart it would be studying up on nuclear physics instead of listening to pee and poop.
We understand it. We just think it is silly. It also exposes you to constant eavesdropping by people of unknown intent. Amazon employees know when you are not home; and, they just might be located in your town.
Now, that’s a great spy job for Big Brother.
Alexa to man on toilet, “Bob, I’m adding Metamucil to your shopping order.”
Some people had that handled decades ago without any spy device - If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down.
The processing goes on at the Amazon servers. Alexa just relays all audio in your house to those servers. The servers control your devices through the WIFI router without Alexa’s intervention. You are monitored and controlled by people whose intent you do not know.
Our pets’ bowl is a big plastic ice cream bucket. They get smaller all the time. Then we changed brands and it’s another size. So, how’s a stupid machine going to know which size it must fill? The bowl needs cleaning every time it’s filled so if I’m going to have to wash it, I might as well fill it, too. That commercial on tv with the dog putting his bowl in the sink is down right dumb. Poor dog can’t get it out of the sink once it’s filled so what’s the point?
It probably takes longer to instruct Alexa to fill the sippy cup than it would to do it yourself.
Star date 66542.8
Captain’s Log: Brown.
“they offered us a free Alexa”
Gadgets that can listen, see, sense and talk and attach wirelessly to the internet, and be very small, are dirt cheap. They are the best thing that’s happened in a long time for big brother.
I also think that 5G is for big brother, not us.
Won’t be doing that in my house.
“Alexa, call the Fuehrer and tell him a new U-Boot has joined the fleet.”
“Alexa put the seat down anytime a woman enters the bathroom” could save many lives.
Indeed, my FRiend, there have been any memorable threads over the years. And many more to come.
It was so hot this summer I left the seat up just to get a cold stare from my wife.
LOL
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