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Lessons From a ‘Local Food’ Scam Artist
Narratively ^ | Allison Kinney

Posted on 08/14/2019 5:45:49 PM PDT by null and void

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Fun little slice of life read, enjoy!
1 posted on 08/14/2019 5:45:49 PM PDT by null and void
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To: null and void

Also stay away from free range chickens & eggs. Caged chickens are in a air filtered environment safe from the bugs & virses that infect chickens out on the range. Also veges that grow natural develop toxins to fit off the disease and bugs to are worse than the washed off bug killers.


2 posted on 08/14/2019 5:53:31 PM PDT by stubernx98 (cranky, but reasonable)
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Nicely written and makes me remember my youth.


3 posted on 08/14/2019 5:54:10 PM PDT by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

For garden thread consideration.


4 posted on 08/14/2019 5:59:06 PM PDT by Black Agnes
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This was kind of genius and funny.

The last three paragraphs almost mess it up, though.

It seems like she’s in fact involved in just another local food scam in the big apple.


5 posted on 08/14/2019 6:03:44 PM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: null and void; tubebender

Nice garden read, thank you.

I live among these insufferable foodies.

However, to his credit, my neighbor up the street this summer is growing grafted tomatoes, to avoid the dreadful blight (he learned).

Garden ping to tubebender.


6 posted on 08/14/2019 6:07:27 PM PDT by thecodont
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To: ifinnegan

Know your customers...


7 posted on 08/14/2019 6:08:32 PM PDT by null and void (Heaven has an impenetrable wall, and a welcoming gate for those qualified, Hell is wide open.)
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Reminds me of all the flatlanders around here buying early corn in June and marveling over it. It’s what we call cattle corn. Our early corn is ready about now.


8 posted on 08/14/2019 6:10:15 PM PDT by VTenigma (The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
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I used to have a tape of an old Fred Allan radio show where Titus Moody, the Yankee cheapskate, said that on weekends he’d go to the A&P (Supermarket) and buy dozens of eggs, go out to the front of his farm, and dress up like a rube - put a piece of straw in his mouth and start whittling, next to a sign that said “Farm Fresh Eggs”, and sell them to New York tourists.

When Allen asked him how business was, he said he could only sell 60 eggs an hour — ‘cause there was one born every minute.

That was the late 1940s.

Titus Moody was played by Parker Fennelly, who later became the “Pep’ridge Fahm Remembahs” guy.


9 posted on 08/14/2019 6:15:12 PM PDT by Flash Bazbeaux
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I knew that Mass Holes shuck corn inside the grocery store and throw the husk & silk on the floor (if there is not a trash can RIGHT THERE)

Did not know the Jersey people do the same.

10 posted on 08/14/2019 6:16:22 PM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
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To: ConservativeMind
I worked at an Italian market in Philly when I was a kid. This woman’s story took me back to those fun times.

Unloading watermelons, one by one, like a fire brigade from a semi, placing them into bins on pallets. Hard work but it made you strong and you’d learned a lot things. Old women wearing all black would come in after closing for the plum tomatoes and I would stay to pick out two dozen half-bushel baskets and load their cars.

A couple weeks later I’d receive containers of home made gravy.

And then there was the “Pierogie Lady”, she had to be 90 and drove an old black T-Bird with suicide doors, she’d turn cases of russets into awesomeness.

11 posted on 08/14/2019 6:23:15 PM PDT by NativeSon ( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the disco)
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To: Deaf Smith

What bothers me about shucking corn in the store is that many people will rip a little bit off and then put it back, evidently because it wasn’t perfect enough for them. Over the years, I learned the art of picking out good corn ears without having to peel anything off.


12 posted on 08/14/2019 6:23:21 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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I knew that Mass Holes shuck corn inside the grocery store and throw the husk & silk on the floor (if there is not a trash can RIGHT THERE)

Did not know the Jersey people do the same.
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I see it all the time in La Crosse, WI. These women just chat and laugh among themselves as they make sure their corn will be dry and shriveled by dinner time.


13 posted on 08/14/2019 7:05:08 PM PDT by reformedliberal
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It is the mess on the floor that feaks out the Produce Managers.

Slip/Fall hazards and sanitation that they pride upon.

14 posted on 08/14/2019 7:12:21 PM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
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To: Deaf Smith

It is the mess on the floor that feaks out the Produce Managers.

Slip/Fall hazards and sanitation that they pride upon.
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Even when they use the trash barrel, it is an insult to the perfect packaging that is the corn husk.

It is also a waste of nutrients.

I cut off the bottom 1” of each ear, cover w/a paper towel and microwave for 3 1/2 minutes. The husks seal in the moisture, the corn dry steams, the silk falls away like magic and all I have to do is squeeze the tassel end and the cooked ear slides right out.

And no dripping water on our plates.

Sweet corn is a treasure. These people are clueless.


15 posted on 08/14/2019 7:28:59 PM PDT by reformedliberal
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But where the hell did that come from? I never saw such stupidity in all my life then 2 or 3 years ago every idiot passing by the corn was shucking it in the store.


16 posted on 08/14/2019 8:39:19 PM PDT by gnarledmaw (Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
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“Also stay away from free range chickens & eggs. Caged chickens are in a air filtered environment safe from the bugs & virses that infect chickens out on the range. Also veges that grow natural develop toxins to fit off the disease and bugs to are worse than the washed off bug killers.”

Yea, I suspected as much. Thanks for the info. What about grass-fed cattle and related? Is that also, basically, a scam too?


17 posted on 08/14/2019 8:45:25 PM PDT by BobL (I eat at McDonald's and shop at Walmart - I just don't tell anyone.)
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Cute article, no surprise. I remember one of the networks had these capsules that would give women smooth skin. They had a kiosk at a mall and would hand out samples. The women, all of them, would take and then swallow-down the capsule - which was filled with chocolate powder...perfectly safe, but useless regarding skin texture.

They’d then tell the women what they just swallowed - in effect, calling them idiots for taking the guy at his word. Most didn’t care, but were bummed that their crappy skin would still still remain crappy.


18 posted on 08/14/2019 8:49:53 PM PDT by BobL (I eat at McDonald's and shop at Walmart - I just don't tell anyone.)
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Yea, I suspected as much. Thanks for the info. What about grass-fed cattle and related? Is that also, basically, a scam too?

Generally grazing cattle OK when used for meat. Milk cows kept in barns and structured enviorment are safer.

19 posted on 08/14/2019 9:17:58 PM PDT by stubernx98 (cranky, but reasonable)
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“Generally grazing cattle OK when used for meat.”

Thanks again. You’re saying nothing wrong with eating it...but is it worth the premium, or to put it another way, is feedlot cattle ok to continue eating?


20 posted on 08/14/2019 9:28:37 PM PDT by BobL (I eat at McDonald's and shop at Walmart - I just don't tell anyone.)
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