Florida man admits to lighting firecrackers under a child's bed. He said it was a prank gone wrong

CNN ^ | 7/8/2019 | Hollie Silverman

[LouAvul]

Floriduh man sure lives an interesting life.

That floriduh idiot (in the picture) is sure enough going to have an interesting few days. He's a bum addict and he's going to start going through withdrawals.

Maybe it's already started depending upon how old the mug shot is. That's the part the libertarian idiots and other pro drug losers don't publicize.

[SunkenCiv]

Matthew Morrison, 44, of Crestview, Florida... lives in a tent outside the house and came inside without permission... The homeowner told responding deputies he chased Morrison out of his house with a stick after the explosion... Morrison was arrested and charged with burglary, child cruelty without great harm, and possession of a controlled substance after deputies found two grams of methamphetamine in his pockets.

[simpson96]

BRING ME MY BROWN PANTSUIT.

LMAO!!!

[Keyhopper]

I used to keep a coffee can full of marbles in the freezer.
I would walk in and tell my girls to get up for school and if they didn’t, marbles in the bed. No matter where you rolled them marbles would follow you. After the first time all I had to do was pull the can out of the freezer and rattle them around as I walked toward their room.