Posted on 06/10/2019 5:46:06 AM PDT by vannrox
An elderly couple was discussing the possibility of marriage —
Woman: “What about sex?”
Man: “Infrequently.”
Woman: “Is that one word or two?”
At my advanced age, it's been so long since I've had sex I can't remember who gets tied up first.
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.”
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.”
Or conversely, seniors who are more content with their lives have more sex.
LOL, maybe it's better that way :)
“And in a related study, happy seniors are 10 times more likely to die of heart attacks.”
They died happy with a big smile on their faces!
Ok, so that’s why I’m discontent...
Pearls Before Swine ~ “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.”
Did you mean:
"If at first you don’t succeed, tie, tie again."?
Red Dwarf Ping!
The CAT rolls in on roller skates using a megaphone.
CAT: Attention lady cats! Sensual emergency! Good lovin’ needed bad! (Spins around.) Ooooooowwww! (To LISTER) Hey, no girls here? What a waste of a good move! It’s a shame. I’m looking so dangerous, too! Wow! Yeah! yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
LISTER: Cat, what are you doing?
CAT: (Gentlemanly) I’m courting.
LISTER: Courting who?
CAT: Whoever shows up.
LISTER: I told you before. There’s no other cats on board.
CAT: If I believed that for one minute, I’d go crazy! (Dancing out) Oooooowwww! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Alone or with someone else?
Another “water is wet” discovery.
Wifey and I are in our 80’s. We are very happy.
Some seniors think sex is a store on Fifth Avenue.
Who the hell gets paid to do the studies?
That’s my thought, too.
And as a senior, I get about as much sex
as I did typically in the past. None. LOL
When you find out, I’d like to volunteer, LOL!
For all you know, he might be getting plenty in the pen.
I didn't pursue the full study but I am curious if the study suggested where they experienced the regular sex and with whom?
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