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1 posted on 04/30/2019 5:42:39 PM PDT by SJackson
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59 posted on 04/30/2019 7:07:05 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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You don’t need bear spray, and you don’t need a .45-70. just bring someone along with you who you don’t like that much, and a .22 revolver...y’all know the rest.


60 posted on 04/30/2019 7:20:21 PM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
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Adult grizzly bears stand about 3 1/2 feet at the shoulder

Big deal, so does Robert Reich.
62 posted on 04/30/2019 7:22:09 PM PDT by Old Yeller (Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
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If you are going to depend on non-lethal bear spray .... make sure you have a will and leave everything to me.


64 posted on 04/30/2019 7:37:38 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (Start using cash and checks or the elite class and bankers will make "cashless" the norm.)
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Bears like pepper. Maybe add some spices.....


68 posted on 04/30/2019 8:13:33 PM PDT by minnesota_bound
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No, pack your .44 magnum.


69 posted on 04/30/2019 8:17:20 PM PDT by Jack Hammer
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better pack 2 because some cans can fail- and the spray is a one shot deal apparently?


70 posted on 04/30/2019 8:17:29 PM PDT by Bob434
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When visiting any ‘sanctuary’ jurisdiction, always pack bear spray...


75 posted on 04/30/2019 9:00:07 PM PDT by northislander
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Pack bear spray? No, pack a 10mm pistol


76 posted on 04/30/2019 9:30:50 PM PDT by PGR88
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Your bear spray better be over .40 cal, or your going to get your bun chewed off.


77 posted on 04/30/2019 9:43:13 PM PDT by lurk
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And remember in the ocean these are all the things you must not do in order to avoid a Sea Bear:

•Playing the clarinet badly (They might hate the sound or it upsets them.)
•Waving a flashlight around (It's their natural prey.)
•Eating or holding cubed cheese or possibly cheese in general (Perhaps they hate it or the smell might set it off.)
•Stomping around (They take it as a challenge.)
•Wearing a hoop skirt (It might disgust them.)
•Wearing clown shoes (Ridiculous.)
•Wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion (Offensive, perhaps.)




81 posted on 04/30/2019 10:27:22 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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What would a small short faced bear call a big grizzly?

Lunch.

Just be glad there are no more short faced bears.


88 posted on 05/01/2019 2:01:40 AM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
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