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Gotta love our Jewish Friends
email | 2/28/2019 | unnown

Posted on 02/28/2019 10:02:25 AM PST by sodpoodle

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To: Yaelle

Oh hello Yaelle, I remember you from interactions long ago. Having grown up in a largely Jewish community, I have a great appreciation for the Jewish people, and even lived in Israel for many years. May the Lord bless!


21 posted on 02/28/2019 12:43:09 PM PST by tjd1454
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To: Yaelle

Oh hello Yaelle, I remember you from interactions long ago. Having grown up in a largely Jewish community, I have a great appreciation for the Jewish people, and even lived in Israel for many years. May the Lord bless!


22 posted on 02/28/2019 12:43:10 PM PST by tjd1454
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To: Yaelle

Oh hello Yaelle, I remember you from interactions long ago. Having grown up in a largely Jewish community, I have a great appreciation for the Jewish people, and even lived in Israel for many years. May the Lord bless!


23 posted on 02/28/2019 12:43:12 PM PST by tjd1454
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To: Yaelle

I’m also Jewish, and I happen to love that joke...it shows the intelligence of the rabbi.

To each his (or her) own.


24 posted on 02/28/2019 12:49:27 PM PST by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
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To: monkeyshine

Best joke of the thread.


25 posted on 02/28/2019 12:54:07 PM PST by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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To: tjd1454

“This is why I have the utmost respect for the Israeli army (IDF).”

I know what you mean. Unlike a lot of American militarized cops, The IDF and police behave like actual humans.


26 posted on 02/28/2019 1:20:55 PM PST by semaj (We are the People)
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To: vette6387

bkmk


27 posted on 02/28/2019 1:21:59 PM PST by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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To: sparklite2

Thanks!

There’s another version of that joke that goes:

A Rabbi, a Priest and an Imam walk into a bar, and the bartender says “what is this, a joke?”


28 posted on 02/28/2019 1:25:05 PM PST by monkeyshine
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To: sodpoodle

That was a good one! I forwarded it to a friend in Baltimore.


29 posted on 02/28/2019 1:34:52 PM PST by EinNYC
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To: Yaelle

>> Found it offensive.

OK, forget the religion - let’s try it this way:

Two Schmendricks and a Mensch are at a funeral ...

Feh!

Oy vey ist mir ...


30 posted on 02/28/2019 1:58:37 PM PST by QBFimi (It is not your responsibility to finish the work of perfecting the world... Tarfon)
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Unlike a lot of American militarized cops, The IDF and police behave like actual humans.

Pretty broad brush you paint with there.

31 posted on 02/28/2019 3:02:27 PM PST by onona (It is often wise to allow a person a graceful path.)
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To: vette6387

Funny...


32 posted on 02/28/2019 7:41:16 PM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
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To: Yaelle

I’ve heard that joke before but it was about lawyers.


33 posted on 03/01/2019 5:42:51 AM PST by utahb52
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To: onona

“Pretty broad brush you paint with there.”

Just like the cops do. You know, if you’re not wearing a badge your a potential criminal.


34 posted on 03/01/2019 6:54:53 AM PST by semaj (We are the People)
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To: utahb52

If it was about lawyers it might be funnier. The only reason I could laugh at the rabbi in Seinfeld was because he was SO OVER THE TOP STUPID it entered its own category.


35 posted on 03/01/2019 7:24:13 AM PST by Yaelle
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