New Study: Fast Food Can Make Your Penis Smaller

The daily sheeple ^ | 6JAN19 | Terrence Donovan

[humblegunner]

The name The Daily Sheeple doesn’t suggest mainstream media...

No, it pretty much screams "cheesy blog".

[rlmorel]

Especially if it is cold fast food!

[HartleyMBaldwin]

What high school was it? Morningwood Academy, by any chance?

[Dandy]

So.....That’s the problem.....

[HartleyMBaldwin]

“And, not that I want to know, are they measuring the boys “at rest” or are we talking about measurements in an aroused state?”

High school students, remember? There pretty much isn’t any “at rest”.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Still waiting for the big announcement where scientists have found a chemical compound to make’ em bigger.

[FrankR]

“Millions and Millions Served”

[mowowie]

Maybe a name change is in store for the Whopper and Big Mac....

[SamAdams76]

383 male high-school students were examined, including 212 who had been exposed to PFCs through June 2017 and May...They also took several measurements on their penises, including length, circumference, testicular volume and anogenital distance.

I thinking some researcher was just looking for a "scientific" reason to examine the penises of young boys.

[Jimmy The Snake]

Would you like fries with that?

[moovova]

“What does it do to the womens?”

Bring a 2x4.

[Will88]

I’m wondering how they procured all these teenaged volunteers. “Hey, that sounds like fun. Sign me up.” Euros? Doesn’t sound like something most teenaged boys would volunteer for.

[buffyt]

Ha ha ha, now THAT is funny!

[SgtHooper]

Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

[buffyt]

Fluoride is a harmful chemical. Most countries banned putting it in water long ago. Everyone I know drinks bottled water or they have a purifier in their homes. Fluoride is a by product of industry, they needed to find a use for it other than landfills. It is toxic. Especially when mixed with chlorine, etc.

https://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2013/04/30/water-fluoridation-facts.aspx

[bk1000]

So THAT’S the reason.....er..I mean uh, ..Interesting article.

[IronJack]

So much for the “Big” Mac ... And what does this mean for the Quarter Pounder?

[ManHunter]

It’ true. It has the same effect as being a liberal.

They don’t call Adam Schiff “Skeeter” for nothing...

[vannrox]

Global warming is caused by the male penis. Found Here.

[Mr. K]

1/5th of an inch is a statistically insignificant number, the ‘science’ here is stupid.

These same people who probably are big government supporters, but forget it is the government that contaminates the water with chemicals.