Emotional Support Alligator Makes New Friends At Assisted Living Facility

CBS Baltimore ^ | 01/172019 | N/A

[Huskrrrr]

Me, I look at Wally and see a nice pair of support alligator shoes and golf bag. Different strokes, I guess.

[Equine1952]

Elsa the Disney Lion ate a couple house keepers. Didn’t see that in the movie. Animals are swell when it goes their way. When it breaks bad, it goes very bad. Pound for pound animals kick humans azz. That’s why weapons evolved. That is reality.

[tomkat]

What could possibly go wrong ?!

[ChildOfThe60s]

Dear Lord, don’t feed the Pitbull haters. It’s a black hole.

[mass55th]

Take a bite out of crime senior citizens.

[Equine1952]

Take it easy I’m a senior citizen. As such I have endured an attack by an old boar hog (grandad said stay away from the fence, I didn’t listen) almost drug me through a fence. My uncle hit him with a 2x4 and gramps beat my azz. Had a steer almost push a gate panel over me and a horse that bit me through my sweat shirt and nearly drew blood. I like animals but mess with the bull just watch the horns.

[A strike]

Darwin Award in the making.

[mabarker1]

The Gator Hot and Crazy Matrix

[mass55th]

I’m a senior citizen too of the female persuasion...72 this coming August. You’ve been through a lot. Can’t say I’ve had the exact same experience, but did wrestle with convicted felons, so you might as well say I had run-ins with animals too! None ever bit me though or threw piss at me. Got punched in the jaw once, and had a glass jar (back when they still allowed glass containers) tossed through cell bars at me, that caused some slight cuts. Glad my face was turned away at the time. The only animals I like these days are kitties.

[EinNYC]

Kitties are the best! Got a big one (my Maine Coon) chowing down on her food right next to me now.

[EQAndyBuzz]

Oh yeah. This can’t end well.

[Paladin2]

"Next week its an emotional support Rhinoceros."

Sounds like Ditch to the rest of the Senate....

[mass55th]

Give her a pet for me!!

[Zeneta]

I need an emotional support bottle of whiskey.

That’s not allowed.

But a F88king Alligator is?

[EinNYC]

Give her a pet for me!!

Will do! That is her favorite thing, to cuddle and get petted a LOT.

[Equine1952]

My animal encounters were due to my stupidity. Yours were much worse and at least as dangerous probably more so. Once I cleared the moment they mostly did too. You had grudges and stuff working against you. I’ll take mine anytime rather than yours.

[mass55th]

At least I got paid for my encounters. You got stiffed. :-)

[Zionist Conspirator]

[leaning conservative]

Sitting on the couch with our tame feral cat.......took 5 years, but once she experienced warmth & our bed, well all bets were off! She now is 95% an indoor cat.

How much does your baby weigh? Maine coons are are so beautiful. Mine sends a big purr your way.

[leaning conservative]

; )