Clearwater man says syringes found in rectum are not his, deputies say

Fox 13 News ^ | January 8, 2019 | Fox 13 News staff

[Carriage Hill]

You won’t believe what assortment of x-rays are at this google link.

https://www.google.com/search?q=x-ray+of+lightbulb+inside+rectum&num=100&client=opera&hs=gWh&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi3wa6blN_fAhWPq1kKHeNNDGsQ_AUIDigB&biw=1365&bih=750

[Terry Mross]

Possession is 9/10ths of the law. In your hand or up your butt. One and the same.

Richard Gere has been known to have possession of some gerbles.

[ichabod1]

An ER doc told me once people ALWAYS fell down. No matter what they have up there they always claim they accidentally sad down on it.

[ichabod1]

I think it must take a thought of “I wonder what would happen if” along with a pathology that makes inserting things attractive. I, for one, have NEVER wondered what would happen if I stuck a light bulb up my @ss.

[Gay State Conservative]

I hate it when someone sneaks up behind me and sticks something up my....

[ichabod1]

He should not have bent over in the shower to pick up the soap.

[Gay State Conservative]

An ER doc told me once people ALWAYS fell down. No matter what they have up there they always claim they accidentally sad down on it.

I worked in a big city ER for years.When I first started an old time,battle hardened ER nurse I was working with told me stories about things that she's seen stuck up a person's a$$.A light bulb was the one that astounded me...puzzled me...most.

[lurk]

Left there by his friends, one would guess.

The man might be glad they did not also leave behind other things, like hat and gloves.

[caww]

Clearwater man says syringes found in his rectum are not his, deputies say...

[Dahoser]

At first look, I really thought Wesley Dasher Scott was an NFL player but when the syringes turned out not to be his cousin’s, I realized it was just the angle of the photo.

[Scrambler Bob]

Just how many people have access to his anus??
= = =

You have made the alien connection.

From Uranus, see it all fits (no pun intended).

[ClearBlueSky]

There's a song parody there...The Anus Connection.
It was a frog.

[luvbach1]

So he sat on them accidentally?

[NorthMountain]

Doesn’t everybody, occasionally, find a syringe or three stuck up his kiester?

[j.havenfarm]

My all time favorite joke! To add an educational patina I tell it as young Tom Edison narrating to his teacher why he was late for school, having witnessed a bull chase and gore a man.

[pricilla]

Just keeping them for a friend.

[Vermont Lt]

My daughter is a paramedic. Once a while she gets one of these calls.

“Nope, we are not qualified to do that. But are more than HAPPY to transport you to the nearest ER. They are trained from this stuff.”

And trust me, the ERs are thrilled to hear these calls coming in.

[metmom]

I’m sure he doesn’t have any idea how they got there.

Probably some one else bought them so that he felt he could say they were not his.

Or he stole them.

[Doogle]

" make him ride a horse"

[Lockbox]

Guess he was so hard up for money that I had to rent out a cavity.