Alternative title: "Future Darwin Award Nominees Take a Spin".
I’ve been there. They are so terrifying, I don’t know how anyone can walk close enough to fall. I had to crawl to the edge on my belly and peer over. My legs flatly refused to hold me up.
There is a well-defined path and the edge is roped off with warning signs everywhere. If you want to step on the other side of that rope, you’re on your own.
I’ve been there. You have to be careful. You could fall off! Best to take a selfie if you are tired of living, but otherwise, just stick to the marked areas.
Trump’s fault due to the government shutdown....oh....wait.....fools fall off high places...