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Man is arrested for 'using banana to attack convenience store clerk' on New Year's Day
Daily Mail Online ^
| January 2, 2019
| Ariel Zibler
Posted on 01/02/2019 9:35:10 PM PST by Teotwawki
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To: Teotwawki
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Assault banana
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posted on
01/02/2019 10:30:21 PM PST
by
eldoradude
(Do not buy into hype or urgency, they're trying to sell foolishness.)
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posted on
01/02/2019 10:32:06 PM PST
by
eldoradude
(Do not buy into hype or urgency, they're trying to sell foolishness.)
To: TigersEye
He can not be tried until he has a competence hearing.
To: Vehmgericht
His competence is indeed in question. Judging by his name he’s from Latin America and any sane and self-respecting Latin American would know that a plantain is far more dangerous than a banana. Hard as rocks they are.
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posted on
01/02/2019 10:37:34 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(This is the age of the death of reason.)
Is that a banana in your pants or are you just wishing me a happy new year?
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posted on
01/02/2019 10:55:37 PM PST
by
Newtoidaho
(All I ask of living is to have no chains on me.)
To: doorgunner69
#18. You don’t want to go down that slippery slope, do you?
The notorious lone bananaman.
To: Teotwawki
You know everyone was planning to post the same comment before even looking at the thread. :)
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posted on
01/03/2019 1:08:45 AM PST
by
lefty-lie-spy
(Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
To: Teotwawki
“assaulted a convenience store clerk with a banana”
Maybe he fell for the banana in the tailpipe treatment.
To: Theophilous Meatyard III
The notorious lone bananaman.Was his face covered? Then he could be the same felon known as the Lone Bandana-Bananaman.
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posted on
01/03/2019 1:40:23 AM PST
by
Does so
(If Trump Colluded with Russians, Why Did Hillary Win The Popular Vote?)
To: dfwgator
There could be others who had a hand in this...
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posted on
01/03/2019 1:44:12 AM PST
by
Does so
(If Trump Colluded with Russians, Why Did Hillary Win The Popular Vote?)
To: Zack Attack
To: Teotwawki
He should have just taken the banana and split.
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posted on
01/03/2019 4:00:21 AM PST
by
rightwingintelligentsia
(Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
To: Teotwawki
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posted on
01/03/2019 4:27:29 AM PST
by
DCBryan1
(Quit calling them liberals, progs, socialists, or democrats. Call them what they are: COMMUNISTS!!!!)
To: Teotwawki
The guy being assaulted with the banana, was a guy from India ?
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posted on
01/03/2019 4:27:31 AM PST
by
Carry me back
(Cut the feds by 90%)
To: Teotwawki
What about a pointed stick?
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posted on
01/03/2019 4:33:29 AM PST
by
jughandle
(Big words anger me, keep talking.)
To: Teotwawki
Great post. The forum needed some humor.
To: Teotwawki
Was it a Chiquita banana?
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posted on
01/03/2019 5:21:53 AM PST
by
rjsimmon
(The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
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