Posted on 12/29/2018 6:46:09 AM PST by bgill
A friendly reminder to all libs and moderates thinking of moving to Texas:
This is just the good part.
We also have wild boars, tornadoes, hurricanes, wildfires, floods, and MEAN drivers who are fully armed and dangerous.
Just to name a few cautions.
Choose wisely.
Try Massachusetts or DC instead
Git the table set, Ma. I got supper taken care of!
I delivered a 9-foot python, which had eaten one of my chickens, to the cook for “processing”.
The chicken on the inside had not been digested too much, so they prepared it too.-—inventing a new Chinese delicacy: twice chewed chicken.
On Galveston Beach towards the west, they have signs that tell people to watch out for rattle snakes. I obeyed those signs and did not walk through the tall grasses on the beach.
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