You see that "F" word you used over and over in your ad? Yea you see the kids already know and use that word in their daily life so they are not really impressed by it. Yea Madonna kind of made that word mainstream in the 1990's so it's kinda cliché by now.
See what you need to do is get out this thing called a Thesaurus, and no that was not a dinosaur that was on InGen's list at Jurassic Park okay? Get out a Thesaurus and find words these kids don't know and use those words in your ad!
Try using say $25. or $50. dollar words in your ads, instead of cheap words that are not worth a wooden nickel.
You won't do it because most of you are poorly educated and really can't get your mind out of the gutter. So go back to the Kinsey Hole you crawled out of and catch your next STD.
Hint, its not about the sex, its about the unborn baby murders.
I heard that maybe if they run out into the street and shake their fists up at heaven to show Gd their anger at Him having made babies come from sex, He might respond. Maybe that would be smarter, since then they wouldn’t have to kill all those babies. They need more righteous anger at the universe.
After they scream at Gd for wanting sex to never make babies, there are some other things they could hassle him about:
- Why can’t you eat gallons of ice cream every day without getting fat?
- Why do you have to breathe air to survive? It’s so annoying when you want to scuba dive or have a respiratory infection.
- Why can’t we fly with our arm power?
- Why do we get wrinkly and weak as we age?
- Why can’t we drink alcohol all day without getting drunk?
- And that whole dying thing. What is up with that??