Posted on 03/11/2018 5:22:20 AM PDT by silent_jonny
Poor Febreeze shoe boy was forced to wear his bowling alley overall to his performance. Luckily for his Long Walk he borrowed a black silk shirt from someone large like Randy Jackson.
And he is in.
There is a lot of contestant touching. There must be something in the contracts that they must allow a certain amount of mauling over the clothing by the judges.
Omg, I don’t remember this on SNL! Handsome Trevor sings about his Slow Hands. And Katy really comments on this energy she is throwing. She needs to see more and feel more from him. Maybe he didn’t put out. Cause now he is out.
Trevor’s gf looks awfully pleased he didn’t go through. I’m just sayin.
She refuses to avoid Carrie Underwood even though it might mean her dad needs to step it up cleaning those toilets. Dad so happy when she gets through. Looks like he could use a toilet himself.
A shocking elimination! I won’t say who it was*, but if they turned that person down then no one is safe.
No, it wasn’t Ada unfortunately :)
Thaddeus singing and Katy looking nauseous.
He does the Walk.
Uh oh, Lionel starts in with a story about his career; that is never a good sign.
He’s out. The tears begin to flow. Was this your shocker? Will see who comes next.
Goat farmer is in! Chiquita Illegala is in!
Katie? Singing Lady Gaga because of course she is. Singing Bad Romance. Can’t imagine any other kind for her. Will she be removed?
She might be ok on the show if she were on fentanyl.
She’s making the walk. She complains about the heavy door. Lionel wiggling his skinny shoe and squinting his eyes. Or relaxing his eyes. Uh oh, if Katie is out, does she own any weapons??? What? She is in?? I think it’s like when Trump kept Gary busey on Apprentice. Train wrecks sell sponsor products.
How wonderful to hear over and over how much Lesbian wife loves her wife. This is So Amazing like there never was a lesbian in the past ever. I wish I could watch on an uninterrupted 60 min loop of this girl bragging over and over about how much she loves her WIFE. Never seen such declaration of true love since Tom Cruise jumped on Oprah’s couch.
Guess how the judges vote. Go on, guess.
Mooresville sounds pretty good. Even Katy wipes away charcoal-coated tears.
She Made the Walk...
Katy connecting with her over being raised in a church. She’s in!
(Lionel is holding reading glasses in one shot! He doesn’t appear on camera wearing them! Is he just that vain or was it his cosmetic surgery that affected his eye sight?)
Goat boy up. Uh oh. He sounds a mite goaty. His dad (thin) seems pleased but yeouch. The goats would be bleating. My ears are bleating.
He gets to the room where he will be judged. Katy effusive with love... but... so many people competing.. we love you, support you, come back next year (we can’t promise we will be here but the Dolby theater will still be here ). Oh, and no alpaca, sorry.
The pain. It burns.
Uh, I just ate. Ada is hard on the digestion. Which is it, is he just a transvestite like a drag queen? Or a transgender?
He sings “Creep.” Love this song but not for this person. I admit her (?) voice is very strong.
“Ada is a safety blanket whom I’ve made.” So he comes through as a guy with a bun. How the hell do the judges know which pronoun to ever use here?
“Do you think you are good enough to compete as Adam?”
“You are beautiful inside and out.”
“Glad you showed up in your true form.”
Oy!
How does TOTALLY CONFUSED PLAYING A MAN AND A WOMAN translate to true to who you are?
And of course it gets through. There was no other possibility.
Jonny, I am so happy you didn’t even recognize the disgusting condom swallowing.
Leo the Cruel Dad seems like a pretty normal dad, either British or Aussie?
The entire family looks exactly alike. Even Ryan Seacrest standing there fits right in.
How much duct tape is he using to make those boobs ... ?
And to make those high notes?
Duct tape is pretty strong so probably less than we would imagine.
Long red hair flipper (15) got in. Was told to only flip that mane once each song.
This Caleb is so adorable and so normal. So American. An ex HS football star.
He has turned blond. I liked him better with dark hair. Yay, he is in! Top 24.
No he didn’t turn blond. It’s a different guy. I’m getting these down home sweet boys mixed up. They are now putting two of them up for one spot. Damn. Why can’t we take some of the gay ones and pick the least horrible? Why do we only get one country patriot type per season?
Garrett is the adorable one.
WHY PUT THESE GUYS AGAINT EACH OTHER??
They never put two obnoxious gay singers against each other.
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