I raised my alpaca from a baby.
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Treated him like one of the family.
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We laughed.
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We cried.
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But through it all, I taught
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And then I ate him.
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Posted on 03/11/2018 5:22:20 AM PDT by silent_jonny
A sorority sister of mine is this gal’s neighbor (the gal who took the mentally retarded guy to her audition). Says she’s the real deal.
Uh oh, looks like Jimmy Kimmel shares a plastic surgeon with Mr. Richie.
9 sibling girl is too skinny. Her arms look anorexic. She is a good singer though.
Here comes football stud. Wicked Game. Not too bad.
A whole roll of toilet paper to mop up her tears.
That one roll is for the entire room.
Uh oh, vocal coach is rocking it, and Lionel reaches out again with two empty fists and squeezes.
ROFL!! You nailed it so fast!
Well, now I see Lionel squeezing air with both fists when a man sings a Katy Perry song. That means he isn’t fantasizing groping breasesses. Relieved. This is a thing for him, I guess. We will have to watch his milking hands.
Febreeze shoe guy is amazing. Broadway here he comes.
Febreeze shoe boy is clutching “himself.” Maybe he forgot to go potty before he sang. Katy took off her jacket and threw a chair.
Lionel’s smile looks like he might be hurting some stitches in his cheeks.
During commercials I’m looking for jeans overalls for gardening. My knees got muddy today. Having trouble finding them without distressed knee holes! No, I WANT my knees covered! Don’t you fashion people get it?!
Dividing them into three rooms now.
NephewDad sobbing either way.
They saved a room and much rejoicing. Don’t tell me all those rooms are sound proofed. Can’t the other losers hear the cheering??
Lionel starts this off with a Commodores story ... that’s not good.
No Iowa Emma.
The judges enter the tranny sector.
Luke gets this one. Good news. The woman with a penis made the show. Close up of Lionel and on 55” HD you see every lump and fold in his cheek skin. Glad I don’t have 4d.
Oh, they halve this crowd tomorrow. So maybe Ada gets weeded out?
Belatedly wishing everyone here a happy Easter.
See you either tomorrow or Tuesday. Going to the hockey game tomorrow and probably back too late to watch. I’ll catch up! Love to all.
Here on time tonight.
I’m not much of a basketball fan, but later on is the NCAA National Championship. Go Wolverines. My sister’s nephew is their manager ans their family is huge Wolverine fans. We are Spartan fans but since they are out of it, we are rooting for the Wolverines as well.
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