Posted on 02/21/2018 7:26:43 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“And the women’s apparel industry wonders why sales are in the dumper. Note to designers: I doubt most American women consider double-sided tape a wardrobe staple.”
My cousin the model admits that most of what designers are putting out is “artsy fartsy crap” that no woman with two functioning brain cells would buy. She makes her own dresses for special occasions.
Most women have never even heard of double-sided tape, much less bought any.
If I were in charge of her PR, I'd tell her to knock it off.
Oh gosh, I mean gash, I hope you’re not referencing her flappy labia.
It’s like she went to war with a Buick-sized sex toy, and her undercarriage lost. =8-0>
*shudders*
*double shudders*
=screams of indescribable, existential horror=
Latest we learn she has no regrets leaving middle school and she never got diploma.
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