[sockmonkey]

I noticed below the new story, there is an app for tracking gas as it moves through your body..

[I Drive Too Fast]

Which airline? Smelta? Did the oxygen masks deploy?

Nothing new here. I have heard of a headwind and a tailwind before. Did they serve free peanuts on the flight?

[Yo-Yo]

I swear that when I first saw the headline it thought it said “fats.”

[GingisK]

Benjamin Franklin wrote a book titled, "Fart Proudly, For You Are An American".

There is also a book titled "The I Love To Fart Cookbook" in circulation.

[stellaluna]

Back in the 50s my grandfather was coming on home on a pulpwood truck and one of the guys in the crew got gassy. He was enjoying it so much that it caused offense. Finally he decided to fart in the face of one of the crew. The man threw the gas offender off the truck and it broke his neck. That story still gets trotted out at family events anytime someone doesn’t say excuse me.

[Albion Wilde]

Must have eaten an airport egg salad sandwich from a vending machine before boarding.