Scientists have found a way to convert human waste into a Vegemite-like food for astronauts

news.com.au ^

[Secret Agent Man]

Probably have to drink that to get this stuff down.

[Enchante]

No thanks, I'll take the space flight that offers the real, authentic Tootsie Rolls !!

[Secret Agent Man]

And at the same time, dreading that yet again, stuff is coming out the other end, only to be reprocessed...again...

[rllngrk33]

I thought the Japanese had figured it out a couple of years ago. It was called Soylent Brown on Facebook at the time.

[Moonman62]

I know a dog that would make a great astronaut.

[Enterprise]

They will just repackage it and call it Poopsie Rolls.

[faithhopecharity]

Wouldnyjaknow this is the most popular thread ? I guess we’re tired of discussing shit-(head leftist politicians)?

[DannyTN]

[BenLurkin]

[LegendHasIt]

YUM!!!!

I’m gonna start saving mine right now!!!

[Terry Mross]

It’s what used to be called a shit sandwich.

[Terry Mross]

I just bought some chipped beef so I can make some shit on a shingle.

[piasa]

Sandwich?

More like a Pu Pu Platter.

[Bob434]

with all the advances in life, we’r resorting to eating our own poo now? Really?

[lee martell]

So, it doesn’t really taste like chicken?
Well, I declare!

[eldoradude]

What’s left behind is a “microbial goo” that’s high in protein and fat — essential qualities for food sources needed for long space voyages.

Also essential qualities for feeding the hungry in turd world shidthole countries.

Eat shidt and prosper!

[Richard Axtell]

I suppose you could get used to anything, if you are starving.
That not being the case, I think I will PASS, so to speak.

[Oscar in Batangas]

Hmmmm

Tastes like chicken...(Sh*t)

[WMarshal]

Soylent Green taste better.

[WMarshal]

“This should drastically reduce the number of applicants.”

I think you’re right. The only ones who will apply are the buttsharks who are used to the taste of ass already.