Posted on 12/27/2017 12:23:44 PM PST by simpson96
My crabs, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, and herpes will need to make room.
It heartens me that you celebrate diversity with your pathogens.
I see ads for AIDS meds at the local bus stops. They feature two men climbing a mountain, hale and hearty, and obviously making the most of their superior health.
Lesson is, if you indeed get the AIDS, you should immediately go out and buy hiking boots and a back pack - your mountain climbing career awaits!
As an aside, I recently told my 6 year old that we do not allow glitter inside our house.
She asked why, and I told her “Glitter is the herpes of the arts and crafts world”.
So now she wants herpes. Great. That sure backfired.
I really dig the Beat Farmers. Funny you mentioned them.
“Wait five years.”:
from some of the pictures posted, looks to me like the five years have already been waited ...
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