Posted on 10/07/2017 2:14:34 PM PDT by TigerClaws
Things are getting serious. I'm glad the demographics of my city is about 95% white.
Send the white guys in first......There’s watermelons in the house...The new 911 call from white people when their house is on fire......
Watermelon contains L-citrulline an erection booster—supposedly.
https://nutritionfacts.org/video/watermelon-as-treatment-for-erectile-dysfunction/
Firefighter TRAGIC JOHNSON.....Affirmative action hire STANDS BY THE FIRE TRUCK,when they are on call...JUST STANDS THERE AND GETS PAID FOR IT....
Politically incorrect fruit. Be careful what you say, what you wear, what you do, and now what you eat. The list of taboos gets longer and longer, lest someone is offended.
Only if they were NOT from Dunkin Donuts...
That comment made me so happy.
Love Gary Larson.
Boneless Chicken Ranch anyone?
That cracked me up.
I’m flashing back to Steve Martin in The Jerk.
If I were him, I’d take the training and seek greener pastures.
Watermelon is going the way of mud flaps on Cadillacs.
Triggering food items: Collard greens, fat-back, mac and cheese, fried chicken , etc, etc. BTW this white boy was raised on all of the above, and watermelon from the Central Valley.
What about cornbread?
When I worked at McD’s many decades ago, when the blacks came in they virtually always ordered either orange drink or strawberry milkshakes and either fish sandwiches or cheeseburgers.
If we were low on those we’d start a fresh batch when a carful of blacks pulled in the lot.
Government employees are the most petty vindictive assholes I’ve ever worked with
Now, that’s funny. “Get the Filet o Fishes ready! Here comes a carload!”
None of the whiny ass bitches should ever show up with fried chicken, greens or watermelon ever again. That would pretty much cancel our Friday lunch where I work. Unreal.
He should have told them it was a Chicago ham.
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shudda brought mac and cheese, a white folks (WASP) staple.
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