Posted on 08/21/2017 5:24:43 AM PDT by simpson96
I leave them Christian tracks. It’s better for my health than cussing them out.
I have had to do that. I rolled my window down and hocked up some pleasant gifts for all his windows.
My brother gets bubblegum chews it and leaves it on their door handles and wipers.
I parked on someone’s scarf once. I had no idea until the store started announcing that they were looking for a car suspiciously like mine.
Well, I was keeping it from blowing away. Yep.
Some jagoff in a jeep parked right in front of of the grocery entrance so I rolled a couple of No Parking signs on metal poles with concrete bases across the lot and put one in front and one behind his vehicle, both right against the bumpers.
He saw the one in front but not the other, put it in reverse, knocked down and backed over the one behind. The loud crunching noises it made were most satisfying.
You devil you! LOL
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