Posted on 08/02/2017 11:38:52 AM PDT by nickcarraway
Whoa, danger danger Dr. Smith.
The wedding was a formal one
Her daddy had a white shotgun...
The prettiest girl
The prettiest girl
I ever saw
I ever saw
was sipping bourbon
was sipping bourbon
through a straw
Through a straw
The prettiest girl
The prettiest girl
I ever saw
I ever saw
was sipping bourbon (stomp), through a straw.
I walked right up
I sat right down
I ordered up
another round.
I placed my hand
upon her knee
she said GI
your teasing me.
I placed my hand
upon her thigh
she said GI
that’s way too high.
I picked her up
I laid her down
her long blond hair
lay all around.
the wedding was
a formal one
her daddy had
a white shotgun.
and now I’ve got
a mother-in-law
and 14 kids
who call me pa.
Stop looking for love at family reunions.
She's way ahead of the curve on the "till death do us part" vow.
A. Bit the bullet, go on honeymoon
B. Use hoodoo, summons succubus
B. I’d go with Lilith.
The couple was drinking outside a local motel called the Clarion Inn when they began to fight, authorities said.
Well, that’s surprising...
Something old
Something new
Something borrowed
Something blued?
You win.
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