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WFTV ^ | June 28, 2017 | Sarah Elsesser, Palm Beach Post

[Clay Moore]

Key & Peele - Substitute Teacher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw

[Bob]

In the delivery room —

Doctor: “There’s the placenta.”

Mother: “Nobody said I was having twins but I’m going to name that baby myself.”

[Celerity]

I don’t doubt that name at all. I’ve seen the girl and then heard the tale of her name.

L-a.

Yup. L-A. LaDasha.

And how many Nevaehs are there ? Heaven,backward ? What kind of satanic horsesh!t is that ? And for some strange reason “Destiny” is a name that makes it’s rounds through the white cultures more than it should.

[Grams A]

“Sometimes they’d just look around...”

You’re right about that. Worked at the KU Med Center. Gal who had just given birth went to her room, looked out a window and saw a tree so named her child Seeatree. Nobody spells their child’s name the “normal” way any more - grandson has a female classmate whose name is pronounced Linda but parents spelled it Lynneduh. Just crazy.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Shanquisha Lashay Upshaw

[Celerity]

I had a good friend, a lovely girl who I really liked. Her name was Laquisha. Her parents were rather well-to-do professionals. Both parents together, living in a very large home. Father was an exec.

She preferred another nickname because she was insulted by her parent’s choice of name.

[leaning conservative]

Next the pancake on the head bunny, this makes me crack up.

[leaning conservative]

To the

[leaning conservative]

I beg you, please replace w/ the bunny w/ the pancake hat.

[leaning conservative]

Okay, how do you think this name is pronounced? Nrkria?

[TigersEye]

Yikes! lol

[Delta 21]

Shanquisha Lashay Upshaw

[rejoicing]

Moms get great ideas from medical files and magazines, such as: Gonorrhea (GuNORrea) and Syphilis(SiFIlas) for twins, Pajama (PAjuma), and Formica Dinette. I kid you not. I taught in the inner city of Chicago.

[Maudeen]

Too bad he took the Lord’s Name in Vain. . . we still would have gotten the point.

[rdl6989]

That’s hilarious

[2ndDivisionVet]

Makes you think of Jimmy Hendrix’s “Foxy Lady” doesn’t it?

[rdl6989]

Norkorea?

[21twelve]

“...and Formica Dinette.”

“Mom - how was I named?”

“Well - your brother was named Phil, after Philadelphia. That’s where your dad and I lived after we were married. And your other Ben - well he was conceived at the Grand British Hotel - with Big Ben outside the window. And so you, well....”

[leaning conservative]

Very good try! Nuh-keer-ee-yuh

[leaning conservative]

And she is as darling as a peach!