Posted on 12/22/2016 5:48:47 PM PST by nickcarraway
$1 gets you Newsweek. Not a copy of the magazine but the publishing company itself.
Miss DeGroot: You may take just one book.
Young Al: Hey, be fair! Can you eat just one pig?
Miss DeGroot: You know, Mr. Bundy, I’ve worked at this library for 44 years. I was eligible for retirement 3 years ago. Do you know why I stayed?
Al Bundy: You learned to eat books?
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