Posted on 12/09/2016 11:54:35 AM PST by BenLurkin
Would help if they all weren’t pressed into writing the works of William Shakespeare. Notice you don’t see typewriters any more. Just when are they going to reach that infinite number?
That's why all we get in the theaters these days is Super Hero movies.
Cant wait to hear thier music. Actually, nevermind.
God designed human spirits different from ape spirits.
Does that help you believe in creation?
I'll never forget, from many many years ago, a talking dog that said "Hamburger", on the Tonight Show, I suppose.
Of course, it was more like "Mah mah mah", but I bought it. It was one of those horribly pampered little bulldog type things.
Anyone who’s ever been close with a pampered, bright dog raised and trained from a puppy knows that they want to talk. Usually can’t quite manage it but they succeed in communicating via other means. Quite a vocabulary as far as understanding words they hear, too. They’ll eventually figure it out when you start to spell “O U T” or “R I D E” or anything else that excites them.
Who remembers Stanley Myron Handleman? A comedian with an ultra-nerdy persona and a Brooklyn accent and a golf cap. He did a bit where he said he once tried out the Monkey-Typrewriter-Shakespeare thing. He put them in the room with the typewriters, left them alone for some time, then checked to see how they were doing, “ ... but they were’went typing !! They were just messing around in there !!!”
My dogs understand many words and also pick up new spellings. We constantly have to change our speech to remain discrete. Our dogs are obsessed with words that pertain to food, walks and play. I wish people listened as good.
Some breeds are just so attuned to their people, it’s amazing. Every move, every word, every inflection, they’re on it, excited, happy and ready to go. Anytime, anywhere, anything. So long as it’s with you. I love them dearly.
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>> “Have you ever actually been around a parrot?” <<
LOL! Yes, two neighbors raise them (one of those neighbors recently died).
I prefer chickens, they’re quieter. Parrots seem to love to whistle for no reason at all.
Parrots don’t actually utter human speech. They mimic certain sounds that they find intriguing, after they master how to make them, much the same as crows, mynas, etc. it tends to be sounds that they hear frequently.
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Bigfoot speaks!
I was being sarcastic - forgot to add, “/s” at the end.
I’m a wholly committed believer with almost 50 years in ministry.......
You even almost admitted you've heard a parrot make the same sounds a human can, with a vastly different vocal tract.
Will you ever be able to make the intellectual leap that a chimp's far closer to human vocal tract could conceivably be capable of mimicking human sounds if only a chimp had the mental ability to use it?
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Its not speech. Its quirky sounds, which birds were designed to make.
I didn’t say it was speech, I said it was ‘the same sounds a human can [make]’
Yeah that’s what I meant alright
Which simply does not even come close to chimps being able to communicate like humans, which requires not simply hardware but "software."
The situation is akin to having a high-end computer without a operating system by which to make much use of it.
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