[Secret Agent Man]

two beaver are better than one

they’re twice the fun

ask anyone

two beavers are better than one

[Carriage Hill]

$5 says Bill Clinton and a bag of ice are involved.

[TXBlair]

That headline: a tale as old as time. If I’ve seen it once, I’ve seen it a thousand times.

[Redwood71]

Did they make it into a seat cover for their pickup?

red

[elcid1970]

Look on youtube. Beaver can be extremely dangerous to humans, no joke. An angry beaver is not to be messed with.

Now a .22 will turn angry beaver into pelt & meat for the pot, but they aren’t house pets.

[Ken H]

Johnie Lad, Cock Up Your Beaver

When first my brave Johnie lad came to this town,
He had a blue bonnet that wanted the crown;
But now he has gotten a hat and a feather,
Hey, brave Johnie lad, cock up your beaver!

Cock up your beaver, and cock it fu’ sprush,
We’ll over the border, and gie them a brush;
There’s somebody there we’ll teach better behaviour,
Hey, brave Johnie lad, cock up your beaver!

Robert Burns, 1791

[P.O.E.]

You can’t beat a friendly beaver.

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And in a country that used to worship beavers ...