Her was doing a ride along with a couple of his #Blue Lives Matter cop friends a few days ago when he wound up a shocking story about when he was back on the farm. He said,
“All good things gotta come to an end,
And it’s the same with the wildwood weed.
One day this feller from Washington came by,
And he spied it and turned white as a sheet.
Then they dug and they burned,
And they burned and they dug,
And they killed all our cute little weeds.
Then they drove away,
We just smiled and waved
Sittin’ there on that sack of seeds!”
Hellary is thinking of filing stalker charges against him after he emailed her this:
“Every breath you take and every move you make
Every bond you break, every step you take, I’ll be watching you
Every single day and every word you say
Every game you play, every night you stay, I’ll be watching you”
Following on the heels of Bill Clinton’s illegitimate son by a prostitute rumors, unnamed sources report Trump is denying he fathered Kim Kardashian’s son. The Donald stated, “Kimmie K is not my lover. She’s just a girl who claims that I am the one. But the kid is not my son. She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son.”
I had an evening with Donny at the Hotel California
He said I was so good that I could check out, but I could never leave....
Hello everybody, this is your action news reporter
With all the news that is news across the nation
On the scene at the super market with Michelle giving us the latest on her school lunch program when
There seems to have been some disturbance here
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was standing over there by the tomatoes
And here Trump come
Running thru the pole beans, thru the fruits and vegetables
The Donald, naked as a jay-bird
And I hollered over at Ethel...Isaid don’t look Ethel
It was too late, she’d already been incensed...
Don’t know about Trump but Hellary tweeted to BJ that “they call us gypsies, tramps and thieves.”
What Old Grey Lady?
Are you referring to
The Old Grey Streetwalker of Journalism?
I have tape of him saying that behind Mar A Lago his holiday was complete. He had maid Marion on her tiptoed feet.
Well, she was only seventeen when I saw her standing there and my heart went woo! and so would you!
“Squeeze my lemon, til the juice runs down my leg.”
Don’t forget the time Trump refused to let the New York Fire Dept. in to save the historic Old Dune Cow Pub from burning down. He took all the booze with him.
First he told me
Thinkin’ of you’s workin’ up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin’ sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of lovin’ you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
And then he said
Keep it comin’ love
Keep it comin’ love
Don’t stop it now, don’t stop it no
Don’t stop it now, don’t stop it
Clearly my XM was tuned to the 70s channel today.
Welcome to the Trump Hotel
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Trump Hotel
Any time of year (any time of year) you can find it here
I am privy to what Trump is going to start off with at the next debate. He’s going to tell Hellary,
“Oh you’re so condescending
Your goal is never ending
We don’t want nothin’, not a thing from you
Your life is trite and jaded
Boring and confiscated
If that’s your best, your best won’t do.
We’re not gonna take it anymore.
Question: Was it
A) Donald Trump
B) Bill Clinton
C) Billy Squire
Highlight for answer: B and C