Posted on 10/10/2016 7:19:33 PM PDT by TigerClaws
Then how did she get preggers ?!?
They blamed it on the (other) boy friend.
Now I need mind bleach.
and how old was Monica when this was taking place?...19??
So she tossed his salad.
I think its a harmless liberal kink....kinda like wiping your server with a cloth....
If Hillery gets elected, Monica won’t be publishing anything. She’ll be running for her life.
oh WHOOPIE, I’ve been waiting for YEARS to hear Monica TELL ALL about BillyGoat’s KINKY SEX!!!!
can we reserve an advance copy of this wonderful new FULLY ILLUSTRATED best-seller, if we pay ahead on Amazon?
ORDER YOURS TODAY! BUY A HUNDRED OF THEM AND PASS THEM OUT AS NICE GIFTS AT THE NEXT PTA MEETING OR CHURCH SOCIAL!
/Satire, smile smile
(but seriously, why does anyone care .. and especially after this many years have passed...????????????)
One of the biggest lies in the history of the world is that Bill Clinton only got oral sex from Lewinsky. That was just the lie they came up with so that Bill could then claim that when he testified in a deposition that he had not had sex with Monica, he hadn’t committed perjury, because he didn’t consider oral sex to be sex. Clinton couldn’t deny being gratified by Monica because of the blue dress and its stain, but he could come up with a story about how it got there.
They got to Monica and told her what to say and told her to play ball and she did. Bill then gave an entire generation of teenage girls license to blow their boyfriends without feeling guilty.
Kinda puts a new perspective on the ol ESAD
(for you non Military folks Eat Shit And Die)
If you are just passing a simple yet complete message ESAD ... it would be complete... Message sent.
If you Announce ESAD or Command it, it is usually followed with the standard MF as a modifier instead of the regular or passe “asshole” as that would be redundant.
Military communication etiquette has nuances that civilians will never understand.
A haiku:
She wanted romance
But in return for syph
gave bungalingus
The starry-eyed girl
Was very surprised to get
Poked in the butt hole
“Hey Monica! Wanna know what we had for that State Dinner last night?”
—Bungalingus Bill
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