That looks like one sweet ride.
Oh and the car is pretty cool too.
Posted on 07/09/2016 6:56:10 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo
A cheese bit my sisters moose once...
That looks like one sweet ride.
Oh and the car is pretty cool too.
We can’t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell ‘em stories that don’t go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
She is so yummy.
Maybe the female grows the ‘tit’ when gestating her babies in preparation for nursing them after they hatch?
Ken Schaffer was a music publicist turned inventor who, during what would turn out to be the tail end of the Cold War, found a way to use TVRO dishes to receive Russian television broadcasts from Molniya satellites, a system he installed at the Harriman Institute for Advanced Studies of the Soviet Union at Columbia University. He even enabled the broadcast of a full week’s worth of Soviet television on the then-embryonic Discovery Channel.
On the October 1986 night Dan Rather was attacked, he and Schaffer had just left the Columbia campus, where they had been watching Molniya video downlinks. “What’s the frequency, Kenneth?” Rather was asked repeatedly while being pummeled by unknown assailants. Kenny Schaffer believes this was a simple (although painful) case of mistaken identity. The muggers followed the wrong man.
Are you Jesse and Chester?
I don’t know. Why?
If you are Jesse and Chester perhaps we will give you erotic pleasure.
That’s us!
Right here.
We are looking for the continuum transfunctioner.
Who are you guys?
We’re not guys.
We’re hot chicks.
She’s totally right.
The continuum transfunctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device
...and...
...and it’s mystery is only exceeded by it’s power.
That doesn’t really help.
We will give you pleasure now if you give us the continuum transfunctioner.
Let me get your proposition straight.
First, you give us the pleasure, then we give you the continuum transfunctioner?
No. First, you give us the continuum transfunctioner, then we give you the pleasure.
I heard that one before.
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