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Why sexy kissers keep their eyes closed
New York Post ^ | March 20 2016 | Lindsay Putnam

Posted on 03/21/2016 5:10:27 AM PDT by Mr_Moonlight

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I really wanna get in on this "recent study shows" racket and maybe grab some big bucks grant money for myself ... my proven theorum will state as such:

"A new study by scientists at the Mr_Moonlight Research Institute shows that non-botanical living beings that inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide tend to survive far far longer than those which don't"

Think that could be worth a million or two ???

- MM

1 posted on 03/21/2016 5:10:27 AM PDT by Mr_Moonlight
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To: Mr_Moonlight

How much grant money did LAZ get?


2 posted on 03/21/2016 5:17:03 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: Mr_Moonlight

In the words of Dr. Marta from The Bourne Legacy...
“I was there for the science. We were all there for science!” Uh, yeah.


3 posted on 03/21/2016 5:18:21 AM PDT by Shugee
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To: Mr_Moonlight

https://youtu.be/1mQ-Xpf8Wgs


4 posted on 03/21/2016 5:19:12 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Mr_Moonlight
I really wanna get in on this "recent study shows" racket and maybe grab some big bucks grant money for myself

Plus you can use this one in bars... "Hey baby, I'm doing this science experiment..."

5 posted on 03/21/2016 5:20:06 AM PDT by Mannaggia l'America
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To: Mr_Moonlight

"...week...whiskers..or worsted SNOT HAIRS"

6 posted on 03/21/2016 5:20:56 AM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..nevere store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Dr. Ursus
How much grant money did LAZ get?

I dunno ... they probably wouldn't pay me anyway, if they found out that I was a political conservative ...

BTW, who is LAZ ???

7 posted on 03/21/2016 5:22:31 AM PDT by Mr_Moonlight
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To: Mr_Moonlight

Simple answer: He’s imaging ANOTHER pair of lips located straight south of the navel.


8 posted on 03/21/2016 5:23:34 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)
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To: Mannaggia l'America
Plus you can use this one in bars... "Hey baby, I'm doing this science experiment..."

Yeah, YEAH !! I'm starting to like this 'study' thing ;)

9 posted on 03/21/2016 5:24:00 AM PDT by Mr_Moonlight
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To: Mr_Moonlight

You’ve been here over 10 years and you don’t know?

Seriously?


10 posted on 03/21/2016 5:24:08 AM PDT by Guenevere (If the foundations are destroyed, what can the righteous do....)
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To: Guenevere

Utt ohhhh ... hope it’s not a ZOT thing .....


11 posted on 03/21/2016 5:29:16 AM PDT by Mr_Moonlight
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To: Mr_Moonlight; MeganC; Lazamataz
What I did this morning.

1. Woke up

2. Found Girl

3. Kissed Girl

Except it happened 2, 3, then 1.

12 posted on 03/21/2016 5:30:41 AM PDT by KC_Lion (Trump supporters aren't bought and paid for, Cruz supporters aren't establishment shills, okay? Good)
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To: Mr_Moonlight

You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips....


13 posted on 03/21/2016 5:33:05 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Mr_Moonlight

Well I guess the is impotent.


14 posted on 03/21/2016 5:43:31 AM PDT by McGruff (Just another "Low Information Voter" for Trump)
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Except it happened 2, 3, then 1.

Ya know ... just DAMN !!! [sigh]

15 posted on 03/21/2016 5:44:43 AM PDT by Mr_Moonlight
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To: Mr_Moonlight

Because they are having a fantasy about someone else??


16 posted on 03/21/2016 5:44:56 AM PDT by CodeToad (Islam should be banned and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
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17 posted on 03/21/2016 5:46:42 AM PDT by Daffynition (*Security, confiscate their coats. Get them out of here. It's 10 below zero out there ~DJT)
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To: Mr_Moonlight

Except when they are watching porn:-)


18 posted on 03/21/2016 5:48:45 AM PDT by Harpotoo
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YIKES !!! The commie and the, ummmm, commie ....


19 posted on 03/21/2016 5:50:02 AM PDT by Mr_Moonlight
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To: central_va

You’re trying hard not to show it, but baby I know it.


20 posted on 03/21/2016 5:51:14 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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