Massive Tree Embedded In Car's Grille Tips Cops Off To Possible Drunk Driver

Jalopnik ^ | 3/7/2016 | David Tracy

[21twelve]

“jaywalking”

My sister (RIP) actually said that a tree moved when she hit it leaving a parking spot. “It wasn’t there when I parked! I swear!!” And yes, she too was drunk at the time.

[elcid1970]

Even the car was having fun. Look at that grinning grille!

[SnuffaBolshevik]

Whoa.

That chick got some wood.

[aomagrat]

Damn squirrels always hiding their nuts in the strangest places.

[Secret Agent Man]

I think not. I think they give him one more chance, as its his case and the ad was pretty mild and good.

Kim is gonna be in more trouble than Jimmy. At least according to the preview info.

[Larry Lucido]

:-)

[Larry Lucido]

I’ve always said that my car is my branch office.

[SamAdams76]

[Larry Lucido]

Used Lincoln. Natural wood paneled front end.

[Tonytitan]

The suspect behind the wheel, Maryann Christy, told the officer...

..."I cannot *hic* tell a lie. I chopped the cherry tree down *hic*."

[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

Typical tree hugger...

[Rollee]

Squat cobbler!

[Mark was here]

Now we see the rest of the Liberty Mutual commercial.

[laplata]

I think not. I think they give him one more chance, as its his case and the ad was pretty mild and good.

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Good thought. He could sell ice to an eskimo.

[PLMerite]

“Dang it, Officer, it was like that when I got in the car.”

I was driving along minding my own damn business, and it ran right out in front of me. [hic!]

[uglybiker]

Whiskey bottles
Brand new car
Oak tree you’re in my way

[Secret Agent Man]

Where’s the showmanship? /jimmy

[laplata]

Where’s the showmanship? /jimmy

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He’s constantly working on it. lol

[SunkenCiv]

One problem a Lincoln has is the way it lumbers around corners.

[ConservingFreedom]

We need to ban this dangerous drug.