Donald Trump is Broke, His Dog has Fleas, and His Grass Needs Cutting!

Opinion | 19 Feb 16 | Not long for this thread

[M Kehoe]

Bummer. I’ll cut his grass if it will help.

Wait a minute, Trump Tower has no grass...

5.56mm

[West Texas Chuck]

"He has a lawn in “NEW YORK CITY”

I bet he is that guy that makes Picante sauce there too."

Get a rope.

[RitaOK]

The point is all yours. You own it.

Lies, misreps, and cage liner old news from the attic is the stock and trade with Cruzaders, Bushbots, (if their are any left).

This little opus is an answer to the flailing attempts that something can be made to “stick” against the Gladiator.

[Albion Wilde]

First thing he did when he arrived in South Carolina, he passed gas!

[xzins]

But did it have 15% ethanol?!

:>)

[markman46]

that hack he lives in needs new screen doors and a paint job badly. bringing down the values of other HOA homes

[outofsalt]

"Donald Trump's brain was transplanted into a certain recently-deceased orange cat"

Word!

[Sideshow Bob]

"Donald Trump's brain was transplanted into a certain recently-deceased orange cat"

#orangelivesmatter

[PA Engineer]

He backs his jet into the parking place.

Into the handicapped too!

[WorksinKOP]

The toilet things is worse then it appears. He tossed aside soooo many ladies because they wouldn’t put the seat back up!

[onyx]

Oh dear! Thanks very much for telling us.

Poor Mr. Trump. He's really in dire need of a job and a new place to live!

Thank God, the new First Family always gets a new puppy too!

The White House has such nice lawns. President Trump needn't ever worry about such petty things again.

[xzins]

:>)

Do you remember an old cartoon...something like “All in a day’s work”

[Daffynition]

[exit82]

And he is a big poopie-head!

[exit82]

And his father was a mailman.

[V K Lee]

His last rally in Florida this afternoon, he seemed to be sweeping his hand across his forehead a number of times. As if a hair had gone wild and the end of the lock might have been in his eye, or tickling his face or something similar. This is NOT a criticism, simply an observation, but when he turns his back to the camera, his hair does come across as if it might be seen as a rendition of a super hero in the comics. Buck Rogers? Superman? Some men should be so lucky. Amazed he has had the stamina to continue on thru tomorrow. And then it begins anew. GO TRiUMPh

[catbertz]

I will always say that the public have NO idea how seriously grueling these campaigns can be, especially the general. Even for a Trump with his cushy jet. I’m amazed the candidates aren’t constantly sick, and that no-one has ever dropped dead from exhaustion.

[publius911]

For a minute there, I thought this was a serious thread.
Has all this stuff been fact checked by Karl Rover and his magic whiteboard?

[Albion Wilde]

If a baby is conceived on a mattress without a tag, can it ever be president. ;-)

Yes, when it grows up, because we no longer have an NBC requirement; but it can be on welfare right away, even if it was an undocumented American mattress.

[Daffynition]

I keep telling you....