Posted on 12/10/2015 1:17:32 PM PST by ArGee
Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed.
Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
Colonel Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes, we’re gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.
Colonel Sandurz: [squeaks] Prepare ship...
[tries again, with booming voice]
Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!
Colonel Sandurz: Sir hadn’t you better buckle up?
Dark Helmet: Ah, buckle this! LUDICROUS SPEED! *GO!*
Or as we say, with a tap of the wand, "mischief managed".
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