Posted on 11/28/2015 7:08:09 PM PST by daniel1212
I’m all too aware. I got the virus years ago:
Thou hast just received the Amish Virus.
As we haveth no technology nor programming experience, this virus worketh on the honour system. Please delete all the files from thy hard drive and manually forward this virus to all on thy mailing list.
We thank thee for thy cooperation.
— The Amish Computer Engineering Dept.
I’m not Amish — and prefer cooking with cast iron skillets.
Being Amish means never having to Survival Prep.
Old Believers are an odd bunch. They’re a Russian orthodox sect that was mostly in Alaska but are now popping up in other places.
They stick to themselves like the Amish but drive, drink, party etc.
Interesting, never heard of them before.
Me also! And like glass pots.
I think the Amish or someone should invent an exercise machine that produces electricity to charge batteries hooked up to a DC to AC inverter. Do something with all those workouts (or make the kids do it!)
Are we talking about Feral Amish or Amish Amish?
We get to interact with many of them at our local Dutch Country Market.
They come down on buses. One of the waitresses told us they’re allowed to ride in cars but not drive them. Another one told us when she got married last year that she and her husband spent their honeymoon in a nice Hampton Inn in the Poconos.
They use electricity at the market in all sorts of ways and the market has a website. I don’t know who maintains it.
Then there is Kate Stoltzfus.
I must say, some of their women are quite pretty.
Never heard of this guy before. I’m kind of leery of him. He posits himself as an expert of sorts, while primarily regurgitating information that is readily available on the internet. I guess I have seen too many of these self styled experts on the Amish. There’s also an entire subculture of Amish “posers” out there. They even change their online names to Amish names. It’s not just a game to them, they are dead serious about it. I have a fake facebook account that is devoted to keep an eye these people after one of them tried to scam some of my friends.
Some are. Plenty are “hat gookich”. (”hard looking, meaning, hard to look at)
Can I steal this and post it on Facebook
Thou hast just received the Amish Virus.
As we haveth no technology nor programming experience, this virus worketh on the honour system. Please delete all the files from thy hard drive and manually forward this virus to all on thy mailing list.
We thank thee for thy cooperation.
 The Amish Computer Engineering Dept.
Hey, I stole it from the interwebs. :-)
A Facebook group with real Amish, ex-Amish, those curious about Amish, and Amish groupies: https://www.facebook.com/groups/130816517082333/
I’ve never seen that one. It’s hilarious!
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