Posted on 08/07/2015 9:55:27 AM PDT by nickcarraway
Why not? They’re married. Why shouldn’t they celebrate?
Hello? I think they SHOULD celebrate! Sorry if I was unclear in my post.
No he was trying to tell me the kid wasn’t mine.
just kidding. The state of NY and three blood tests said he’s mine.
My sister’s dog knew she was pregnant before she did. The dog always used to jump up on my sister to greet her, then suddenly mysteriously stopped. My sister then found out she was preggo. The dog continued to refrain from jumping...until after the baby was born, when she resumed.
Even if you don't agree you would have to admit that at least it wasn't two same-sexers announcing it.
Dogs are amazing like that. My dog would jump up on everybody. But not weak or elderly people.
Three?
I didn’t want kids.
I remember the story of a couple who were both doctors. While the husband was doing surgery, the wife enters the surgery in an emotional hubbub, angry at her husband over something petty.
“Get out of my surgery, dear!”, her husband yelled, “You are pregnant!”
She left, still angry. Then she realized her husband was right and had recognized it before she had. And this made her even angrier.
Oh, it was a joke. I never get these things.
Honestly, I didn’t want kids. Just not a kid guy. Didn’t think I would be a good dad. I had a list of why I didn’t want children.
1st was crying
2nd was diapers.
And so on. Then I had to be Mr. Mom for the first 4 years.
Today he’s a great kid.
I understand. I didn’t think I wanted children, when I got married, but eventually I did and had ten.
10! TEN!
OH you have a spot in Heaven waiting for you!
Wow. My wife’s father is 12 out of 13. I asked him “What’s the matter, your parents didn’t have tv?”
You heard the old Groucho joke when a lady contestant said she had 10 kids? Groucho replied “ I Like my cigar lady but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.”
Someone needed to tell Groucho that you don’t make babies with male-on-male oral sex.
I think he was telling her he liked cigars but he took a break from smoking them.
The way she liked making babies.
Maybe sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
However, I don’t think many men support having sex only once or twice in twenty years of marriage, do they? It’s the natural outcome of sex with women that they don’t like ... suggesting (back to my original point) that they really just need to do it with each other.
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