Well? .... We're waiting!
“Don’t sell yourself short Judge, you’re a tremendous slouch.”
“Oh...uh, looks good on you though!”
Well? .... We're waiting!
“Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity.”
“And this is your grandson, huh? Oh, wonderful boy! A nice boy. Alright, he’s a good boy. I tell ya.............Now I know why tigers eat their young.”
I love this movie. I have the special edition, whatever, although I haven’t watched it in a while.
Anyway, my favorite Dangerfield line is the hat:
“You must get a free bowl of soup when you buy this hat ... oh ... but on you it looks good!”
You'll get nothing and like it!
Porterhouse: Fifty bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose.
Lou: You’re on.
Porterhouse: All right, kid, take your time.
[Spaulding picks his nose]
Lou: Double or nothing he eats it.
Porterhouse: Don’t do it, kid!
[Spaulding eats it]
Porterhouse: That kid will eat anything!
Lou: He was hungry.
The world needs ditch diggers, too. Will you loofah my stretch marks? 50 bucks the Smails kid picks his nose.
” Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. A man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They’re like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that’s all she wrote.”
Judge Smails: I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
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Spalding Smails: I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips
[gets cut off by Judge Smails]
Judge Smails: You'll get nothing, and like it!
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Danny Noonan: I planned to go to law school after I graduated, but it looks like my folks won't have enough money to put me through college.
Judge Smails: Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.
"Hey Moose, Rocco, help the Judge find his check book, will ya..."
I have a little poem I’d like to read in honor of this occasion, if I may. Spaulding, get your foot off the boat.
“It’s easy to grin
when your ship comes in
and you’ve got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile
is the man who can smile
when his shorts are too tight in the seat”. [laughs] Okay, pookie. Do the honors. “I christen thee the Sea Wasp.”
15 Things You Might Not Know About ‘Caddyshack’
http://mentalfloss.com/article/56693/15-things-you-might-not-know-about-caddyshack
13. THE OWNERS OF THE COUNTRY CLUB WERE NOT HAPPY ABOUT THE EXPLOSIONS ON THE GOLF COURSE.
Help the judge find his check book.
I don’t think the heavy stuff’s gonna come down for quite a while.
He can’t be too happy with that one!
"Can you make a Shoe Smell?"
As far as I am concerned, maybe one of the funniest movies ever made. It would have been hands down the funniest if they kept the caddies out, and let Rodney, Bill, and Ted work their magic the whole hour and a half.
Sandy: "Gophers, ya great git! Not golfers! The little brown furry rodents!"
Carl Spackler: "We can do that... we don't even have to have a reason."
