Posted on 06/30/2015 9:23:58 AM PDT by Citizen Zed
Whew I am relieved. Now I will go and feed Clarence a side of beef put a nice hat on him and take him for a short crawl to the store. Won't the folks at Safeway be surprised.

You have hurt service cobra's feelings. SHAME!
We were dropping off our oldest son at Hargrave this weekend and there was a person there, a small person (I’m not sure what they want to be called these days) walking with a cane... and dragging along a “service dog”.
I haven’t seen one of those, but I’m sure it only applied to public pools and I haven’t been to one of those in many years.
Looks like fun, though, and I may need one in a few more years!
Where on earth do you live? Sounds like it may not be Earth.
Civilization. Please, stay where you are and if you travel east on I40, we’re closed.
I guess you don’t get out much as those lifts are at every hotel pool I’ve used in recent years. There’s one at the Salvation Army pool where my wife does water aerobics.
New York State passed law allowing restaurants to permit dogs in outdoor seating areas.
All dogs. Not just service dogs.
What’s to prevent one from eating off your plate when you’re not looking? There’s no limit on size.
Of course the water bowls have to be disposable. They’re more concerned with the doggie health than with ours.
Any restaurant that does this can kiss by patronage goodbye.
Then keep it in your pants like I suggested!
Stressed by college? Tell the therapy chicken about it
http://bringmethenews.com/2014/09/24/stressed-by-college-tell-the-therapy-chicken-about-it/
keep your stinking badger away from my therapy chicken!
I do get out, I just don't go to motels/hotels.
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