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Heartwarming Elephant Story (brings a tear to the eye)
Posted on 06/01/2015 10:10:58 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
Oh, man, that was funny...!
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posted on
06/01/2015 11:11:38 AM PDT
by
gaijin
To: Lazamataz
Knows YOU enough to capisce that when the story goes “...20 years later...”
Somebody’s gettin screwed, and not in the fun way...
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posted on
06/01/2015 11:16:18 AM PDT
by
LadyBuck
(....and we're off to the rodeo......)
To: Lazamataz
That was soooooo Laz funny. : )
To: Lazamataz
It probably WAS the same elephant.
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posted on
06/01/2015 11:20:16 AM PDT
by
WayneS
To: Lazamataz
Ah, what a beautiful, heartwarming... WAIT! It killed him???
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posted on
06/01/2015 11:27:52 AM PDT
by
Ken H
To: Lazamataz
LOL 😁 that is funny...
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posted on
06/01/2015 11:39:47 AM PDT
by
ExCTCitizen
(I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
To: Lazamataz
Aw man, that's messed up!
27
posted on
06/01/2015 11:43:44 AM PDT
by
semaj
(.People get ready, Jesus is coming!)
To: Lazamataz
Gives new meaning to the phrase: "
TRUST but Verify."
And the "Darwin Award" winner is!!!!!!!!
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posted on
06/01/2015 11:49:53 AM PDT
by
Stanwood_Dave
("Testilying." Cop's don't lie, they just Testily{ing} as taught in their respected Police Academy.)
To: Lazamataz; McGruff; SgtBob; Chode
DON’T LET THE ELEPHANT LAND!
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posted on
06/01/2015 12:08:47 PM PDT
by
mabarker1
(congress, The Opposite of Progress.)
To: mabarker1
DON’T LET THE ELEPHANT LAND!!!
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posted on
06/01/2015 12:09:34 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(America has less than a year left.)
To: ExCTCitizen
You do not have permission to view this directory or page.
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posted on
06/01/2015 12:10:09 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(America has less than a year left.)
To: Lazamataz
HA, HA. YOU WILL LIVE IN FR HISTORY NOW.
HA, HA. YOU WILL LIVE IN FR HISTORY NOW.
HA, HA. YOU WILL LIVE IN FR HISTORY NOW.
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posted on
06/01/2015 12:17:51 PM PDT
by
McGruff
(For Rent)
To: Lazamataz
A hipster couple were recently vacationing in Africa. They came across a dead elephant with a pygmy standing upon it.
“What happened to this elephant?”
“I killed him with my club.”
That’s amazing! How big is your club?”
“Oh, we have about twenty members.”
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posted on
06/01/2015 12:28:39 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Lazamataz

;)
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posted on
06/01/2015 12:39:00 PM PDT
by
mabarker1
(congress, The Opposite of Progress.)
To: Lazamataz
You really had me going there; I thought the elephant was going to lift his foot and stomp him!
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posted on
06/01/2015 1:07:07 PM PDT
by
ManHunter
(You can run, but you'll only die tired... Army snipers: Reach out and touch someone)
To: Lazamataz
Assume the elephant was a metaphor for main stream Republicans and Peter represented conservatives.
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posted on
06/01/2015 1:43:23 PM PDT
by
Boomer One
( ToUse)
To: Boomer One
I never thought of it that way, but it totally would fit!!!!
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posted on
06/01/2015 1:55:43 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(America has less than a year left.)
To: Lazamataz
Sorry Laz.
It’s just anybody with a brain would never go near an animal if their offspring were close by. Common sense. But, I know that’s sorely lacking these days.
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posted on
06/02/2015 9:28:06 PM PDT
by
CyberAnt
("The hour has arrived to gather the Harvest")
To: The Final Harvest
You have ruined my story, and my life.
Hope you are happy.
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posted on
06/03/2015 7:19:33 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(America has less than a year left.)
To: Lazamataz
LOL .. Laz, I’m sorry .. but you’ll get over it.
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posted on
06/04/2015 7:09:33 AM PDT
by
CyberAnt
("The hour has arrived to gather the Harvest")
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