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Heartwarming Elephant Story (brings a tear to the eye)

Posted on 06/01/2015 10:10:58 AM PDT by Lazamataz

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To: Lazamataz

Oh, man, that was funny...!


21 posted on 06/01/2015 11:11:38 AM PDT by gaijin
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To: Lazamataz

Knows YOU enough to capisce that when the story goes “...20 years later...”

Somebody’s gettin screwed, and not in the fun way...


22 posted on 06/01/2015 11:16:18 AM PDT by LadyBuck (....and we're off to the rodeo......)
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To: Lazamataz

That was soooooo Laz funny. : )


23 posted on 06/01/2015 11:18:03 AM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: Lazamataz

It probably WAS the same elephant.


24 posted on 06/01/2015 11:20:16 AM PDT by WayneS
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To: Lazamataz

Ah, what a beautiful, heartwarming... WAIT! It killed him???


25 posted on 06/01/2015 11:27:52 AM PDT by Ken H
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To: Lazamataz
LOL 😁 that is funny...
26 posted on 06/01/2015 11:39:47 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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To: Lazamataz
Aw man, that's messed up!
27 posted on 06/01/2015 11:43:44 AM PDT by semaj (.People get ready, Jesus is coming!)
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To: Lazamataz
Gives new meaning to the phrase: "TRUST but Verify."

And the "Darwin Award" winner is!!!!!!!!

28 posted on 06/01/2015 11:49:53 AM PDT by Stanwood_Dave ("Testilying." Cop's don't lie, they just Testily{ing} as taught in their respected Police Academy.)
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To: Lazamataz; McGruff; SgtBob; Chode

DON’T LET THE ELEPHANT LAND!


29 posted on 06/01/2015 12:08:47 PM PDT by mabarker1 (congress, The Opposite of Progress.)
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DON’T LET THE ELEPHANT LAND!!!


30 posted on 06/01/2015 12:09:34 PM PDT by Lazamataz (America has less than a year left.)
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To: ExCTCitizen

You do not have permission to view this directory or page.


31 posted on 06/01/2015 12:10:09 PM PDT by Lazamataz (America has less than a year left.)
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To: Lazamataz

HA, HA. YOU WILL LIVE IN FR HISTORY NOW.
HA, HA. YOU WILL LIVE IN FR HISTORY NOW.
HA, HA. YOU WILL LIVE IN FR HISTORY NOW.


32 posted on 06/01/2015 12:17:51 PM PDT by McGruff (For Rent)
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To: Lazamataz

A hipster couple were recently vacationing in Africa. They came across a dead elephant with a pygmy standing upon it.

“What happened to this elephant?”

“I killed him with my club.”

That’s amazing! How big is your club?”

“Oh, we have about twenty members.”


33 posted on 06/01/2015 12:28:39 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Lazamataz

;)


34 posted on 06/01/2015 12:39:00 PM PDT by mabarker1 (congress, The Opposite of Progress.)
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To: Lazamataz

You really had me going there; I thought the elephant was going to lift his foot and stomp him!


35 posted on 06/01/2015 1:07:07 PM PDT by ManHunter (You can run, but you'll only die tired... Army snipers: Reach out and touch someone)
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To: Lazamataz

Assume the elephant was a metaphor for main stream Republicans and Peter represented conservatives.


36 posted on 06/01/2015 1:43:23 PM PDT by Boomer One ( ToUse)
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To: Boomer One

I never thought of it that way, but it totally would fit!!!!


37 posted on 06/01/2015 1:55:43 PM PDT by Lazamataz (America has less than a year left.)
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To: Lazamataz

Sorry Laz.

It’s just anybody with a brain would never go near an animal if their offspring were close by. Common sense. But, I know that’s sorely lacking these days.


38 posted on 06/02/2015 9:28:06 PM PDT by CyberAnt ("The hour has arrived to gather the Harvest")
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To: The Final Harvest
You have ruined my story, and my life.

Hope you are happy.

39 posted on 06/03/2015 7:19:33 AM PDT by Lazamataz (America has less than a year left.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL .. Laz, I’m sorry .. but you’ll get over it.


40 posted on 06/04/2015 7:09:33 AM PDT by CyberAnt ("The hour has arrived to gather the Harvest")
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