Posted on 05/22/2015 9:26:53 AM PDT by StevenCrowder
I was telling my Wife about this video today.
She starts with, “Sooo, is it racist for me to say—”
And I stop her and say, “Yes. Absolutely. Anything and everything that comes out of your mouth is racist because you’re white.”
Her: “But, what if I —”
Flagg: “NOPE! Still racist. Sorry, love.”
Her: “Well, what about clothes? If I wear—”
Flagg: “Still racist. My dear, whenever you look in the mirror on a day that the sun rises in the east, you and I are racist. EVEN THOUGH I have Cherokee/Apache blood in my veins, have almost no body hair and can’t grow a beard, we’re both evil racists. I also get two more dings BECAUSE I can’t grow a beard, and I’m a male.”
... and then you slept on the couch?
;)
Actually...
It kind of turned her on.
Yeah.
I’m still walkin’ funny.
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