Posted on 03/17/2015 3:30:45 PM PDT by nickcarraway
How do they taste?
Thems good eatin’
like chikin
Don’t look like much on the bones, but I guess if you’re starving, any little bit would help, huh?
Can we export some breeding pairs to Saudi Arabia and Iran, perhaps?
full of parasites and filth. yummy.
Free range bacon
Oh cute. Look at the piggy wiggy. Ouch! Bad piggy.
Horrible.
Essentially inedible.
They aren’t pigs, but they are related, and I’ve heard they taste like pork, which of course tastes like chicken. No kidding, Mythbusters did a blind taste test of all those exotic meats like alligator, snake, etc. plus turkey and pork, and some chicken, and asked people what tasted like chicken. The only other meat people often thought was chicken was pork.
What about babies. The other other white meat. :)
Several years ago my wife and I teamed up with my son and his wife to purchase a house on Javelina Rd in Payson, Arizona. On one of our visits to the house during the escrow period we were standing at the back of the house which backed up on the U.S. forest. While we were talking with the realtor a couple of javelina came around the side of the house and rambled off into the forest. We were all startled.
I turned to the realtor and informed him that if the property had been on Grizzly Rd, the deal would have been OFF!
Get a younger one and prepare it properly, and it will sustain life and form a proper turd.
“Truth in advertising” can get really bad, can’t it? :=)
Javi recipe:
First, marinade the dressed skunk-pig in a bath of beer, chiles, honey, onions, carrots and celery for 24 hours.
Next, dig 3 foot deep pit, place 6” of good Mesquite coals in the bottom, cover with some aluminum foil, then an untreated pine board.
Next, wrap the Javi in marinade-soaked burlap and place on the board.
Next, build a tent of aluminum foil over the Javi, then put some river rocks, then more Mesquite coals. then cover the pit with dirt.
Come back in 24 hours. Uncover the pig, throw it away and eat the pine board.
Lol. Yep.
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