Posted on 03/10/2015 1:24:25 PM PDT by skeptoid
Here in PA we have Blue Ball, Bird in Hand, and Intercourse all a stones throw from each other. Symbolic? You be the judge.
Here in MO, we have Knob Lick.
How old is this guy? Sounds like a college kid on a typical weeknight.
Or the classic newspaper headline.
“Manley Man Marries Fertile Woman.”
Manley is about 300 miles from Fertile.
There’s also a Climax in Michigan....
if you need any help getting to Climax, ask how in Kalamazoo
What would they know about it?
A guy stumbles out of a hedge. He’s covered in mud and blood. He’s holding one high heel shoe. “Did I just eat a stripper?” Voice over: “Jager!”
A little girl is sitting on a swing. Not swinging. A tear rolls down her cheek. “Where’s daddy?” Voice over: “Jager!”
A guy, let’s call him “me”, is “boinking *” the left eye of a pumpkin. “If that pumpkin didn’t want it, why was it smiling at me?” Voice over: “Jager!”
* Yes I cleaned that up a bit. ; ),
This has the makings of a good country western song
MAyor is named Nephew, pickup truck ,open liquor, bars, town named Fertile. DUI and arrest,cops and lame excuse
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