Posted on 01/07/2015 5:36:35 AM PST by silent_jonny
You know, this is an exercise of these judges dripping with pity for people who are almost good enough singers to go on TV. The Voice rejects more because the contestants go on the judges’ TEAMS so they only choose the ones they really think could win. Here it’s like “you’re so good looking, come on and get your ticket!” “You’ve had a rough life! Come be on our show!”
I’ve been reading ahead a little while I watch and this must be Malfoy. Of loving coffee, rock climbing, and long walks on the beach fame.
“I’m gonna sing “Somewhere over the Rainbow.”
Harry: “You should sing right here.”
I think Harry wins the Groucho Marx Award for that one!
Harry to Malfoy, “I don’t know if you would have made it on Idol 10 years ago, but we are getting more desperate these days so you’ve got a shot.”
“while we were in nashville, keith toured the country museum hall of fame to see all of his own stuff there. In the city where he already lives.”
Hector MIGHT be gay.
“I’m going to Hollywood, Florida!”
Lol! Hector so pretty but no much geography!
Beat boxing is WRONG.
Im not sure whom he looks like from last year. He does look like Giovanni Ribisi, who was a huge mistake on Friends. He dated someone early in the show and then returned to play Phoebe’s brother.
LOL! I’m picturing Randy sleeping until 2 in the afternoon, letting his beard grow like Algore after he lost Florida.
A big colorful bed with Randy in the middle, eating Cheetohs and watching Idol. A glow from the closet behind him, where Lucite LED-lit shelves hold thousands of pointy shoes in all colors of the rainbow.
Ron Burgundy, lol!
Poor redhead, begging. I have two redheaded sons. He makes it! Yay red. Coolest hair color ever.
Maybe we need to have an Adele ban...
BTW, I completely agree with your tagline.
Yeah, I have finally come around. I really thought last time, anyone but Obama. I don’t regret that. But this Speaker vote just showed me how bought these losers we pay to “represent” us are. I’m disgusted with the R party.
Strangest Asians They Could Find Day???
Who has the heart to tell the guy that two weird diagonal shapes on only one side of his face is NOT symmetrical?
I guess ... but a singer could have a bad week, then have a great week and still be eliminated because they’re only counting votes from the week before? I can’t get my head around it.
Yes, that does happen! But there is a judge’s save, which they have here too, right? So if someone had a bad week last week and got voted into the bottom three, and then the next week kills it, the judges can save him on the basis of his improvement. I didn’t like it at first but there’s less filler on the show.
I feel embarrassed for Kenny Rogers every time I see that spot.
That is seriously embarrassing for him. But maybe he could save enough for an eyelid transplant, so the poor man can sleep at night again.
Oh Jonny, I love you for posting that photo of Ryan holding up his hand to high five the blind guy!!!! LOLZ FOR YEARZ!!!! Dying!
I do love your smoker. I had one once - even if we only did beef, it was awesome.
Hey Mag! Isn’t it fun to be in here after hours? Smells like smoked pork in here!
Ew, now I see the Jeffrey MacDonald imaginary hippie killer! She put her audition numbER over her baby maker.
Ugh. Me no like.
Harry is really funny.
MAGS!! We miss you! Just think of how much bigger of a Snarkapalooza this *could* be! :^D
LOL! Helena Stoeckley, holding her candle—
“Acid is groovy. Kill the pig.”
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