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1 posted on 10/10/2014 6:01:33 PM PDT by NKP_Vet
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***17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.***

My sweet husband laughed a big hardy laugh when I read that one to him.


35 posted on 10/10/2014 7:22:29 PM PDT by FamiliarFace
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I be-heading down to the store for a case o beer....

...and I don drunk it obsama self.

38 posted on 10/10/2014 7:26:55 PM PDT by spokeshave (He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people,)
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If your dog and your wallet are both on chains.


40 posted on 10/10/2014 7:32:56 PM PDT by rdl6989
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44 posted on 10/10/2014 8:07:24 PM PDT by eldoradude (It doesn't matter how many it takes, the lightbulb has already been stolen.)
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Try thinking about writing 20 jokes using brothas and hoes from the hood and see if FR would let it stand for more than the amount of time it took the mods to delete it and suspend the writer.

Forget about the demonRATs and the msm, we have our own, self imposed, double standard.

45 posted on 10/11/2014 4:28:09 AM PDT by USS Alaska (Exterminate the terrorist savages, everywhere.)
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bump


47 posted on 10/11/2014 8:26:16 AM PDT by clintonh8r (It's possible to love your country and hate your government. I'm proof of it.)
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Yer ol’ lady has a spit-cup on the ironing board.
Yer ol’ lady doesn’t take the Camel out from between her
lips before telling the patrolman to kiss her ass.
Yer ol’ lady has a bigger beer gut than you and you find it
sexy


48 posted on 07/21/2016 6:02:18 PM PDT by karbine
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