Look. Ebola is not a threat WHATSOEVER. Relax, for goodness sake!

cydrathia ^

[Lazamataz]

Ebola! It's festive. It's like a parade with free buffet and jumping cheerleaders with pompoms and a band playing and a big silvery moon, with fireworks and party hats and streamers and cotton candy on a summer night by a glass-smooth lake as you hold the one you love in front of a roaring fire on a bearskin rug, while you overlook the mountains of Aspen from the deck of your expensive yacht. It's like getting on a magic carousel ride with real ponies and free chicken wings and cheesy chips with running beer fountains on a sunny cloudless day with beautiful music playing!

Kittens!

Clouds!

Bunnies!

[Lazamataz]

[palmer]

My cat just puked, should I be quarantined?

[null and void]

Bring Out Your Dead

Post to me or FReep mail to be on/off the Bring Out Your Dead ping list.

The purpose of the “Bring Out Your Dead” ping list (formerly the “Ebola” ping list) is very early warning of emerging pandemics, as such it has a high false positive rate.

So far the false positive rate is 100%.

At some point we may well have a high mortality pandemic, and likely as not the “Bring Out Your Dead” threads will miss the beginning entirely.

*sigh* Such is life, and death...

[Drango]

You should always be quarantined.

[arderkrag]

Anybody buying into the fear mongering over this deserves to be panicked.

[fieldmarshaldj]

How dare you ! You mention cheerleaders and don’t post any pictures ?

[Darksheare]

"I'm president Brak Ubama, and I approve of this virus!"

Perhaps Brak should go negotiate with the Ebolan leadership..

[cripplecreek]

I heard its good for you.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Americans get to share in the Ebola experience with our African brothahs and sistahs! What a great time to be alive. Of course, the “experts” here say there is only a “low probability” that it will spread.

[Delta Dawn]

I just made some Obola-Struedel. Anybody want some?

[Diogenesis]

pRes_ _ent Obola: "Enjoy your October Surprise, America."

[Lazamataz]

Take a look at the effects that Ebola has and you will understand there is absolutely NOTHING to worry about!

[Lazamataz]

Spontaneous rips appear in the skin, and hemmoraghic blood pours from the rips. The red spots on the skin grow and spread and merge to become huge, spontaneous bruises, and the skin goes soft and pulpy, and can tear off if it is touched with any kind of pressure. Your mouth bleeds, and you bleed around your teeth, and you may have hemorrhages from the salivary glands -- literally every opening in the body bleeds, no matter how small. The surface if the toungue turns brilliant red and the sloughs off, and is swallowed or spat out. It is said to be extraordinarily painful to lose the surface of one's tongue. The tongue's skin may be torn off during rushes of the black vomit. The back of the throat and the lining of the wind pipe may also slough off, and the dead tissue slides down the windpipe into the lungs or is coughed up with sputum. Your heart bleeds into itself; the heart muscle softens and has hemorrhages into its chambers, and blood squeezes out of the heart muscle as the heart beats, and it floods the chest cavity.

Hell, I'm looking forward to it!

[no-to-illegals]

Tissue is just paper and I never did play the organ.

[Veggie Todd]

The pilot and the co-pilot are fine, just fine.

They had the fish.

[EEGator]

[driftdiver]

I heard mega doses of vitamin C will prevent infection.

[cripplecreek]

With this administration they would be picking up bodies in garbage trucks before they would admit there was a problem......at which point they would declare that only more immigration can save us.