How Southern Are You?

Brainfall.com ^ | Jul 04, 2014 | BrainFall Staff

[Rock N Jones]

I haint finded whaya the riiight ansahs arnt?

[Drango]

I’m not gay, can I still be a southerner? j/k

[BamaBelle]

I scored 100%...imagine that...lol

...but I confess, I guessed on the BBQ question. I am 100% southern but I hate BBQ! I guess we all have our faults...

...and for the record “Bless your heart” can have a few meanings, but I do say it all the time...

[umgud]

I’m 75% southern, but never lived there.

[EDINVA]

48 years PLUS “the luck o’ the Irish!”

[jch10]

Somethings wrong with that test. I got 85% and my family has been in NW Florida since 1819. I’m a 7th generation Floridian.....never lived anywhere else. But I didn’t know anything about NC bbq. I wondered about the Bless your heart question. The author probably didn’t know it has two meanings.

[ImNotLying]

Speak fer yerself you whippersnapper. Ain’t ya got no dang learnin. Bless your little pea pickin heart. :)

[csmusaret]

Translate this bit of Southern dialog....

MR boy pigs
MR not boy pigs
OSAR CMP
LIB MR boy pigs

[Georgia Girl 2]

Bless your heart. :-)

[dljordan]

How am I supposed to know how they make BBQ in North Carolina, I’m from Tennessee, and we didn’t have any Piggly Wiggly either.

[Half Vast Conspiracy]

90%...I don’t do the Sweet Tea thang.

[Menehune56]

78% Born VA but lived in too any Yankee states since so it rubbed off. But back in south land for the last 18 years.

[Verginius Rufus]

I got 97% too...but had to guess on some questions what was the right answer.

Native Southerner, and have lived in the South for nearly half my borned days, but spent too many of my younger years in California to know instinctively all the right Southern answers.

[Georgia Girl 2]

It just doesn’t get any better than the South. :-)

[TropicanaRose]

100% with some guessing. Native Texan daughter of 2 Native Kentuckians who got to Texas as fast as they could.

[Vendome]

LOL

[wrench]

The author is obviously not southern. He (or she) is mixing up southern, redneck, and trailer trash. All can be found in the south, but not exclusively.

And a Ga peach is first and foremost a true Southern Belle raised in Georgia and schooled in charm, grace, and that beautiful southern accent.

It can also be a downright tasty local fruit that ripens in early summer.

[tet68]

I like it a lot better since I moved away from Atlanta.
Up in north Georgia now, it’s quiet at night.

[mrmeyer]

90%.

[lastchance]

I’m fixing to just burst with happiness cause they reckon I’m 100 percent Southern.