Rumors Flying Nearly as Fast as Their Subject: Have Gravitational Waves Been Detected?

Universe Today ^ | March 16, 2014 | Shannon Hall

[lbryce]

If there is evidence for gravitational waves, it will be a landmark discovery, ultimately changing the face of physics.

To read the first few words of the headlines, you might have thought some missing aircraft was located or something.

Being a Jew, The Nazis would mock Albert Einstein for his Theory of Relativity and would never call him Albert Einstein or Dr. Einstein, They'd call him The Relativity-Jew-Einstein.

Any theory, scientific supposition or even ideology if it's source was Jewish, the Nazis would condemn, be resolutely against it, no matter what. This is the sole, single reason why Hitler despised Communism. For no other reason other than it was inspired by a Jew. I've always contended that the Nazis would never have built the atom bomb because to do so would have forced them to subscribe to the theories of Jews. The team that created the atom bomb via the Manhattan Project were nine scientists specialists in their respective field, each one was a fundamental key component for building an atom bomb and it just happens to have been that all nine scientists were Jews.

[varmintman]

The holy grail of cosmology is plasma, Birkeland currents, and Herbig/Haro objects.

Gravity is by 40 orders of magnitude the weakest force in nature. Asking gravity to form up solar systems or hold galaxies together is like asking the littlest kid in the school to do the powerlifting event.

[isom35]

I hope they announce there are Nazis living on the Moon.

[SoCal Pubbie]

Nah, they’ll announce the primordial force is nothing more than the inexorable pull of funding needs drawing all citizens’ money to Washington DC. The speed of increase in the field strength has been increasing at an exponential rate since 1913.

[MUDDOG]

Can warp drive be far behind?

[proudpapa]

Gravity sucks. It’s been holding me down for years.

[cripplecreek]

The big announcement for tomorrow.

[Cboldt]

There is no such thing as gravity. The whole earth sucks.

[lbryce]

I stand corrected. Thank you.

[TexasGator]

“Ron Hatch, the man who holds most of the patents on GPS, says that relativity is a bunch of bullshit and worse, that GPS works entirely on Newtonian physics and that, were you to try to make it work on Einsteinian physics, it would not work. “

That is not exactly what he said.

Directly to the point, he DOES NOT say that it works entirely on Newtonian physics!

[Jack Hydrazine]

I was really hoping some gravitons would show up to the party.

[UCANSEE2]

Here's what happens when you run out of gravitons.

[Cboldt]

GPS and Relativity Misconceptions 1.

[Starstruck]

There is no such thing as gravity. The whole earth sucks.

Life sucks, then you die and that sucks.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Shock diamonds?

[TexasGator]

http://web.stcloudstate.edu/ruwang/ION58PROCEEDINGS.pdf

[UCANSEE2]

Polarization in the cosmic microwave background (Oct 1, 2013) Will we ever be able to detect gravitons – the quanta of the gravitational field?

Source: http://www.daviddarling.info/archive/2013/archiveOct13_2.html

[bitterohiogunclinger]

“Last week the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics (CfA) stated rather nonchalantly that they will be hosting a press conference on Monday, March 17th, to announce a “major discovery.”

Announcing the new Segway II.

[cripplecreek]

Like a fat chick on a waterbed.