"...Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya, right into your eyes. Y'know, the thing about a shark, he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes..."
Posted on 02/28/2014 12:23:30 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself . . . .
[That used to make sense before I understood women better.]
That is not a “Barbie”. That is a horror show.
Yes and then you die.
I hope her eulogy mentions her nice hips.
Considerning women who are starving lack “nice hips” I call Bravo Sierra on her claim.
I once knew a young woman that looked a bit like that... but you know what was even hotter than her in a bikini? How she would eat left over hunks of prime rib from the New Year’s Eve standing rib roast with her bare hands... over the kitchen sink at 1am.
I’d hit it 3x. Once for me... Once for Laz... and what the Hell... Once for you.
Barbie calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "we'll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
Check post #4, IF that’s her, then you can count me in on that group! Oh Yea!
No. I am a man. You are a fool. Being a fool is not an admirable trait. Respectable people hold you in contempt.
Oh please. Try not to show your abysmal trailer trash ignorance. Anybody who would associate himself with that running joke laz is equally trashy. You people are a large part of what’s bad about this forum.
Humility is accepting that one is a fool, and I certainly am.
On the other hand, asserting that someone else is a fool puts quite a burden on you.
The number of those who you hold to be respectable must be quite limited.
Yup. We are genetic victims! I want my fair share!
“You people”.
Laughing... hard... at 3am.
I believe the rule is "...substantially crazier...". Otherwise, there are gonna be a lot of lonely nights...
"...Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya, right into your eyes. Y'know, the thing about a shark, he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes..."
There surely must be other forums where you would be spared the company of riff raff and other sinners.
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